ASSICONS

[Shibby]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"


Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

[blm]

(_o_) an ass that's been around

This must be the ass that Rado is referring to when he says "not to be an ass."

[Bouncer]

lol