You know you're a bodybuilder when...

[Shibby]

I thought it would be fun to try and get one of these threads going:


You know you're a bodybuilder when...


Co-workers ask what you're having for lunch and you can't figure out which meal to tell them about.

[Shibby]

You know you're a bodybuilder when...


You are at the grocery store buying your weekly groceries and the cashier asks you where's the party at.

[Mr I]

someone farts at a party and everyone giggles, so you do it and everyone rolls around on the floor pretending to be sick

[Bouncer]

anywhere you go people say "are you one of those WWE guys".

[Bouncer]

people ask you to bounce your chest

[Bouncer]

people say, "can i call you when i need to move out of my house".

[Bouncer]

people ask, "how much milk do you drink." lol

[Gods Son]

A local pharmacist has recently refused to sell me syringes.When i got shittin bout it she said she doesnt have to sell them when she suspects illegal activity.I say what illegal activity, she says steroids..I guess thats the down side to doing 3 bulkers in a row.

[Chadd77]

When people ask, "how much can you bench".

[Bouncer]

When people ask, "how much can you bench".

i usually respond with, "i don't know, i don't lift weights".

[Chadd77]

i usually respond with, "i don't know, i don't lift weights".

I always have a smart ass comment too. I always hate when they ask "how much can you lift"? They don't even specify what type of movement.

[phatchopper]

When a pesonal trainer asks you to bounce her party :o)

[redsquirrel]

When you're checking out at the grocery store, and the cashier tells you that eating that many eggs is bad for you

[redneck99]

geez, how often do u work out!???

response: "I don't even know where there's a gym!" =P

[Bouncer]

When you're checking out at the grocery store, and the cashier tells you that eating that many eggs is bad for you

while she sits there at 4 foot nothing weighing 248lbs. lol