tick tack please

[Mr I]

So I'm chilling after my evening meal and my lady walks in and sits next to me lookin pretty attractive. I lean over and say I forgot how cute you looked and throw and arm over. She turns and says 'I forgot how bad those protien drinks make your breath smell. :laughnew:

Shit, life aint easy, you pump iron and try to eat well and do all the right things and sometimes you have to laugh. Not saying I've ever worked out to try look attractive for a lady but it just made me laugh is all

[redback]

hey at least your missus is still doin it for ya bro, mine was farting in her sleep so bad last night, the putred stench of rotting vindaloo woke me up so i had ta sleep on te couch

[redback]

yea, no more salad tossing for a while

[JUICE]

yea, no more salad tossing for a while

hahahahahaha :laughnew:

[redback]

hahahahahaha :laughnew:

oh fuk, look who decides ta show up.... where you been ya motherfucker

[Chadd77]

Yeah, I always throw in a piece of gum after my shake. I have also been told that before by the woman!

[Bouncer]

hey at least your missus is still doin it for ya bro, mine was farting in her sleep so bad last night, the putred stench of rotting vindaloo woke me up so i had ta sleep on te couch

bwahahahha. that made me laugh out loud.

[redback]

bwahahahha. that made me laugh out loud.

yeah you can laugh bro, you dont have to sniff it.lol

[redback]

maybe i should stick a tick tack in her ass...:P

[blm]

maybe i should stick a tick tack in her ass...:P

is that your cute way of telling your wife you want butt sex? :doggy:

[Mr I]

LOL, awsome honesty

[Mr I]

I'm just glad my lady isn't a bodybuilder, 25 egg whites a day!

[Bouncer]

maybe i should stick a tick tack in her ass...:P

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