So I had a gay dream last night.

[Bouncer]

Dream starts with me and a buddy in a strip club. I remember sitting at the table and my buddy talking to someone behind me. My friend says, "I want a lap dance" to whoever he was talking too. Next thing I know, some skinny male stripper is giving my friend a lap dance and he is enjoying it! I stood up like, "dude, wtf", the male stripper looks at me and says, "take your best shot". I go to punch him and the next thing I know I am getting my ass beat by the male stripper.

True story. It bothers me that I dream of such things. LMAO

[Bouncer]

P.S. You know that feeling in a dream when you are trying to punch someone but you feel like your punches are in slow motion and they aren't doing any damage? That sucks ass.

[Bouncer]

no meds, not even steroids. lol. maybe this is the normal me. :D

[Bouncer]

Come on dawg, you my boy...Don't be doin that shit to me man..

you must have been hanging out in Cleveland over the weekend or some shit. word up yo.

[njjuicer]

atypical wait and see what he comes with next lol

[FitnessBrat]

Haha, I just like that you posted it :D

[INTIMID8OR]

Dream starts with me and a buddy in a strip club. I remember sitting at the table and my buddy talking to someone behind me. My friend says, "I want a lap dance" to whoever he was talking too. Next thing I know, some skinny male stripper is giving my friend a lap dance and he is enjoying it! I stood up like, "dude, wtf", the male stripper looks at me and says, "take your best shot". I go to punch him and the next thing I know I am getting my ass beat by the male stripper.

True story. It bothers me that I dream of such things. LMAO

They say people call those dreams until they come out ... :rofl:

[njjuicer]

geez lol shoulda kept this one to the memory sum things bette rleft unsaid my freind lol

[wnabeabeast]

So you are gay. :ghey: :elephant:






J/K bro. :D I am with FB tho it's funny that you actually posted your gay dream. :rofl:
I would't worry about your dream, as long as you don't start a new post with a title " I had a gay lap dance for real" you are OK. :D

[NewbieChris]

Maybe you have some sort of man crush on your buddy or something...and jealous of him?

[Bouncer]

http://www.superiormuscle.com/vbulle...ad.php?t=36431

this is coming from someone who just posted this? :slap: STFU you :ghey: And you call yourself a Marine :hang: :hang:

ahahahha

[Bouncer]

Maybe you have some sort of man crush on your buddy or something...and jealous of him?

i think it was you. you down for some gay action?

[hitmansb]

P.S. You know that feeling in a dream when you are trying to punch someone but you feel like your punches are in slow motion and they aren't doing any damage? That sucks ass.

I know the feeling....the only one that's worse is the one where you're trying to run, but your run is in super slow-mo. I'm no sprinter, but I can definately run faster in real life than I do in my nightmares when I'm being chased.

[Mr I]

Dream starts with me and a buddy in a strip club. I remember sitting at the table and my buddy talking to someone behind me. My friend says, "I want a lap dance" to whoever he was talking too. Next thing I know, some skinny male stripper is giving my friend a lap dance and he is enjoying it! I stood up like, "dude, wtf", the male stripper looks at me and says, "take your best shot". I go to punch him and the next thing I know I am getting my ass beat by the male stripper.

True story. It bothers me that I dream of such things. LMAO

And did they do anything else to you after they'd beat you? LOL :moon:

[Gator_Mclusky]

P.S. You know that feeling in a dream when you are trying to punch someone but you feel like your punches are in slow motion and they aren't doing any damage? That sucks ass.

Been having those for yrs. Also I fly into powerlines and get tangled up and nightmares Im in prison. I watch too damn many prison shows....oh and the bridge disappearing and im falling in my car several hundred ft or more waking up just befor I wake.

Sucks!