Top 5 things NOT to say to get your girlfriend to do anal

[The_Jarhead]

#5) all my other girfriends let me do it

#4) Come on Im hoping I can find at least one tight hole on you

#3) I saw the width of that turd you left in the toilet, you wont even notice me after that one

#2) We can pretend your nine again and im your family priest

#1) Your mom lets me!

[JUICE]

:eek: thats a big no no, probabaly get punched by my girl or dumped:(

[obscured78]

#2 is too funny

sad but true

[bigpetefox]

#2 only works if you're in prison.. Not that I've ever tried.. :D

[Gongshow]

hahahahahhahaa

[Bigdawg1468]

LOL that is good. Good for a slap hehehe

[Tinfish]

:D

[Gongshow]

Originally posted by bigpetefox
#2 only works if you're in prison.. Not that I've ever tried.. :D

:bsflag: LOL jk

[bigpetefox]

Originally posted by Gongshow
:bsflag: LOL jk

Bend over, see if I recognize ya.. :D :rofl:

j/k

[Puddles]

LOL I'll have to remember those lines. ;)

[hitmansb]

:rofl:

All my other girlfriends let me is definately the wrong answer...the CORRECT manipulative line is "But I want to do something with you that I haven't done with any other girls...something special that will just be between you and I."

[jipped genes]

if i said any of them my wife would just laugh at me. am i that harmless?

[njjuicer]

LOL :p

[Trojanmn2]

hey wtf I'm catholic....

I don't care, I'd bend over for a good share from the offering. I wonder how horny those priests are though.

JK