So it actually happened to me...

[The_Grinder]

So I know everyone has heard the joke about the dog coming up behind you and licking your ass while you are having sex. Well, it happened. Sure enough the other night, my sneaky little pup gently hoisted herself onto the bed and her cold nose and tongue went straight to my ass! :dunno:

(And yes, I finished...) :rofl:

[The_Grinder]

Well the way I see it. I had two options. I could have been like oh shit, the dog is in my ass, we would have both laughed, and it would have ruined the mood. or u can just take it like a man and finish the job right! hoorah!

[njjuicer]

my dog would be to busy ripping my carpet or bed spread apart to give a shit whats goign on ontop of the bed lol eitherway she gets a freshone

[redback]

Did it only lick once?

[grnmchn]

Congrats on your first three-way :P

[FitnessBrat]

Congrats on your first three-way :P

When I read the title and poster, for some reason I was thinking it was you. I got to the bottom of the post and saw the squirrel, realizing it was NOT you - whew...

[grnmchn]

Haha...post history would dictate that I would never post something like that!

[FitnessBrat]

Haha...post history would dictate that I would never post something like that!

Exactly why I was like "wth?"!!

[grnmchn]

I reserve my 3-way posts for you!!!

[FitnessBrat]

I reserve my 3-way posts for you!!!

You reserve your 3-way posts, period - and that's a good thing, lol...

[Bouncer]

So I know everyone has heard the joke about the dog coming up behind you and licking your ass while you are having sex. Well, it happened. Sure enough the other night, my sneaky little pup gently hoisted herself onto the bed and her cold nose and tongue went straight to my ass! :dunno:

(And yes, I finished...) :rofl:

thats pretty sick dude. you have just pushed her away without killing the mood. that indicates to me that you enjoyed it somewhat. i am calling the SPCA.

[Mr I]

So I know everyone has heard the joke about the dog coming up behind you and licking your ass while you are having sex. Well, it happened. Sure enough the other night, my sneaky little pup gently hoisted herself onto the bed and her cold nose and tongue went straight to my ass! :dunno:

(And yes, I finished...) :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :moon:

I never heard that before