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  • Nerdy Biology Pick Up Lines....

    1. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    2. Your skin is so smooth.... like endoplasmic reticulum." Or…
    3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
    4. You're so hot you denature my proteins
    5. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
    6. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
    7. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
    8. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
    9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
    10. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
    11. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
    12. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
    13. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
    14. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
    15. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
    16. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
    17. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you
    18. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
    19. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
    20. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
    21. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
    22. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
    23. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
    24. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
    25. Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
    Last edited by magdalena; 01-22-08, 09:57 PM.

  • #2
    Shibby did you tell her to post these?

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    • #3
      ooooh i know what number 19 means! thats about it tho.. :wacko:

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      • #4
        :rofl:

        thats good.........some guy hit on my friend wit similar pick up lines, when she told me that i was laughing my ass off

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        • #5
          I'd respond with:

          1. Sorry, I don't date outside my phylum.
          2. My microscope only goes to 100X.
          3. Does your neuron only fire on alternate Wednesdays?

          I'm sure I can think up more if I try....

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Timma View Post
            Shibby did you tell her to post these?
            No, she is just sharing some of the nerd in her that I get to love every day. :D

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            • #7
              I am glad you are liking it :)

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              • #8
                i guess i am not a nerd because i have no clue what any of them mean. lol

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                  i guess i am not a nerd because i have no clue what any of them mean. lol
                  geek... :moon:

                  I like # 19... :P

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                  • #10
                    i'm a bio major so these REALLY cracked me up!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by WonderWoman View Post
                      geek... :moon:

                      I like # 19... :P
                      of coarse you do, who dont like rocketw19

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by goliath View Post
                        i'm a bio major so these REALLY cracked me up!
                        I am also a Bio major :)
                        and I thought some of them are hilarious!

                        Bouncer, don't worry, maybe one day you will catch up :)

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                        • #13
                          18 is funny

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