Anyone ever split their pants at work

[redback]

Any suggestions? i kinda just moved moved by legs at my desk and they split down the crotch. i cant get up. i have a stapler near by i might try that..

[FitnessBrat]

Not at work, but somehow at Sam's. Couldn't figure out why everyone was looking at me - I had a big hole in the butt of my pants lol...

[redback]

lol, what did you do?

[grnmchn]

Not at work, but somehow at Sam's. Couldn't figure out why everyone was looking at me - I had a big hole in the butt of my pants lol...

Hope you were wearing undies...:)

[Chadd77]

I don't wear womens pants that are skin tight... So no I have never split my pants before.

[FitnessBrat]

lol, what did you do?

To rip them or after I realized they were ripped? lol I just tried to pull my shirt over it and quickly finish my shopping. Then I had to run in the closest store and buy a new pair haha.

[FitnessBrat]

Hope you were wearing undies...:)

I was - but it was still my bare butt that was showing :wacko:

[FitnessBrat]

Solution= Bigger panties for that phat booty:P

So now I have to wear underwear that cover my entire butt?!

[Solstice106]

A stapler is a good idea. Keep us posted!! Maybe a female coworker has a sewing kit in her desk you could use....
I split my pants at a club dancing one night. This is before I met and married sonofbone. I was wearing tight pants, of course.... I was dancing with the guy I came with that night and we had been drinking and getting pretty crazy on the dance floor. He reached down and put one of my knees on his thigh and reached for the other knee so that I would have been sort of kneeling on his upper thighs. Anyway, seemed like fun after drinking. But as he grabbed my other leg, there went my pants. I didn't even notice at first. He told me that my pants had split, and my bare butt was showing. I was mortified!!! He took off his shirt and I wore it tied around my waist while we walked home.
So there's an idea... if you have a layered look going on, you could tie one shirt around your waste. Not exactly a chic look, but better than your ass! :D

[Chadd77]

A stapler is a good idea. Keep us posted!! Maybe a female coworker has a sewing kit in her desk you could use....
I split my pants at a club dancing one night. This is before I met and married sonofbone. I was wearing tight pants, of course.... I was dancing with the guy I came with that night and we had been drinking and getting pretty crazy on the dance floor. He reached down and put one of my knees on his thigh and reached for the other knee so that I would have been sort of kneeling on his upper thighs. Anyway, seemed like fun after drinking. But as he grabbed my other leg, there went my pants. I didn't even notice at first. He told me that my pants had split, and my bare butt was showing. I was mortified!!! He took off his shirt and I wore it tied around my waist while we walked home.
So there's an idea... if you have a layered look going on, you could tie one shirt around your waste. Not exactly a chic look, but better than your ass! :D

By the way... You never gave me my shirt back that night. :evil:

[Solstice106]

lol

[FitnessBrat]

By the way... You never gave me my shirt back that night. :evil:

Stop trying to be a player - she's a happily married woman :P

[Chadd77]

I like it when they call me BIG papa. .... throw your hands in da air, if you's a true playa!!

[WonderWoman]

YO big papi, lol..

I split a zipper once.. but never tore a pair of pants, even when My ass was huge and I always wear tight jeans :D

[grnmchn]

I was - but it was still my bare butt that was showing :wacko:

Painting mental pictures.......:woot: