Clogged my toilet and it overflowed.

[Gecko1980]

holy crap.. sorry i didn't explain better lol... I believe you I'm just surprised you told us... Funny as hell though..

[The_Grinder]

HAha. That's great. That competes with my experience with trying to cut off the gas going to my electric stove. (As far as dipshitness that is.)

[decadecadeca]

When I first started dating my wife to be I went over to pick her up one day at her parent's house where she had been for the day. I hadn't really got to the comfortable stage with her folks yet so we were still pretty formal with each other. I had to shit so bad I got cramps, cold sweats etc...and just couldn't take it anymore. Wound up taking a shit so big it spanned the bowl like a fucking suspension bridge. Tried flushing, no dice. Tried squirting shampoo on it to lube it up then flush, just made shitty bubbles. I tried everything I could think of then finally gave up and called for my wife. Asked her where they keep the damn plunger and she says......"Oh, I don't think they have one!".....WHAT THE FUCK??? Who the hell doesn't have a plunger? After some thinking and true McGyver ingenuity I fashioned a hooked cutter out of a bent coat hanger and chopped the giant turd into smaller flushable sections like a poop lumberjack. That was almost ten years ago and I still avoid using their toilet.

[hitmansb]

This would happen to me exactly one time...that's all it'd take for me to go out and buy a super-powered toilet.

[Bouncer]

I fashioned a hooked cutter out of a bent coat hanger and chopped the giant turd into smaller flushable sections like a poop lumberjack.

:rofl: made my day. ahahah

[Bouncer]

This would happen to me exactly one time...that's all it'd take for me to go out and buy a super-powered toilet.

apartment = not an option.

[sana]

Assface is the master of poop. It is a very rare title granted only to those who consistantly clog up the shitter.

[goliath]

When I first started dating my wife to be I went over to pick her up one day at her parent's house where she had been for the day. I hadn't really got to the comfortable stage with her folks yet so we were still pretty formal with each other. I had to shit so bad I got cramps, cold sweats etc...and just couldn't take it anymore. Wound up taking a shit so big it spanned the bowl like a fucking suspension bridge. Tried flushing, no dice. Tried squirting shampoo on it to lube it up then flush, just made shitty bubbles. I tried everything I could think of then finally gave up and called for my wife. Asked her where they keep the damn plunger and she says......"Oh, I don't think they have one!".....WHAT THE FUCK??? Who the hell doesn't have a plunger? After some thinking and true McGyver ingenuity I fashioned a hooked cutter out of a bent coat hanger and chopped the giant turd into smaller flushable sections like a poop lumberjack. That was almost ten years ago and I still avoid using their toilet.

:rofl: that cracked me up!

my ex-wifes parents are the really rich-snobby type. very old fashioned and proper. i had to take a crap really bad one day and decided to use the bathroom upstairs, in the farthest corner of the house, in a guest room thinking it would be private and safe. well, mid grunt her mom walks into the bathroom to get something and the stench was just horrible. we're talking a dozen egg whites mixed with whey powder and left to rot in your intestines all day...nasty. dear god...i will never forget the look on her face. i was cracking up as soon as she ran from the restroom. she never acknowledged that it happened...to this day, not a word about it. which makes it even more funny to me...

[Bouncer]

my ex-wifes parents are the really rich-snobby type. very old fashioned and proper. i had to take a crap really bad one day and decided to use the bathroom upstairs, in the farthest corner of the house, in a guest room thinking it would be private and safe. well, mid grunt her mom walks into the bathroom to get something and the stench was just horrible. we're talking a dozen egg whites mixed with whey powder and left to rot in your intestines all day...nasty. dear god...i will never forget the look on her face. i was cracking up as soon as she ran from the restroom. she never acknowledged that it happened...to this day, not a word about it. which makes it even more funny to me...

don't you just hate those type of mother fuckers. fucken up tight mother fuckers. imagine living your life like that. to scared or embarrassed or whatever it is to say how you feel and live life. these people keep everything inside and life just passes them by while they sit there with there assholes puckered. lol

[NewbieChris]

these people keep everything inside and life just passes them by while they sit there with there assholes puckered. lol

So, you like to spread your asshole open so you can experience new things, huh? You and Rado...I see.