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Hello?'
>
> 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
>
> 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
> Paul.'
>
> 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run
> upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's
> car just pulled into the driveway.'
>
> 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it,
> Daddy.'
>
> 'And what happened, honey?' he asked.
>
> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around
> screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!'
>
> 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
>
> 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out
> of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't
> know that you
> took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the
> pool and I think he's dead.'
>
> Long Pause
>
> Longer Pause
>
> Even Longer Pause
>
> Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? .......Is this 486-5731?'
> 'No, I think you have the wrong number......'
>
> 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
>
> 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
> Paul.'
>
> 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run
> upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's
> car just pulled into the driveway.'
>
> 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it,
> Daddy.'
>
> 'And what happened, honey?' he asked.
>
> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around
> screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!'
>
> 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
>
> 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out
> of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't
> know that you
> took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the
> pool and I think he's dead.'
>
> Long Pause
>
> Longer Pause
>
> Even Longer Pause
>
> Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? .......Is this 486-5731?'
> 'No, I think you have the wrong number......'
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