Hitmansb VS Cory

[IntensityX]

Well the match between Keiser and Hitmansb was a battle of epic proportions,the two were even up,it went back and forth until Hitman hit Keiser with a spelling bee,as Keiser was trying to spell SEX,Hitman hit Keiser with a loaded rubber ducky and covered Keiser for the win,now that Hitman is the new admisinstrator that doesn't set well with Cory,he wants that title really bad,now the two are in a match to determine who the true victor is :D

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[IntensityX]

Hitman :D

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[IntensityX]

And now Cory :D

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[Irishgirl]

Ok that is THE WORST picture I've ever seen!!

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by Irishgirl
Ok that is THE WORST picture I've ever seen!!

You're still on that one perfect man pic so be quiet you :drunk:

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[Blackdream71]

Originally posted by IntensityX
And now Cory :D

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA....:D :rofl: :D

[hitmansb]

First off, before I comment on my upcoming battle, I'd like to thank a few people who contributed to my victory over Keiser:

My buddy Bert, who was my trainer for the fight. He may not have much of a build, but he sure is knowledgeable when it comes to training. He had me chasing pigeons in the park to hone my reflexes, and running stairs with his bottle cap collection strapped to my back to help build power in the legs. With Keiser doing nothing but Sweatin' to the Oldies last week, my conditioning advantage was huge.

Special thanks to Hooper's Store; they have a pretty good line of supplements available, and kept me stocked with whey protein and carb drinks.

I'd like to thank Tinfish, whos opening lines on the fight helped me gain a lot of momentum; when I saw just how heavy a favorite I was, it re-inforced my feeling that I was destined to win.

Finally, I'd like to thank the fans, especially Hollywood and Liftingchick; having hot women in your corner really helps! Cory, I don't know what you were thinking asking for this fight...but there's an old saying "Don't look to hunt what you can't kill"...and you don't have the goods to bring down "Big Orange". I'm bringin' the pain, Cory....YOU'RE NEXT!!!

[jipped genes]

i got corys back on this one. he may wear a dress and smoke tree packs a day and bathe bi monthly but he is a scrapper. when you see how much experience he has with his weapon of choice you will shrink back in terror. yes he is a crossdressing janitor his weapon? none other than a toilet plunger and a bottle of windex. you have met your match hitmansb. he is getting plenty of cardio with njjuicer too, they close the door so i cant see what they do but the screaming lasts for hours.

[Liftingchic]

Originally posted by hitmansb
First off, before I comment on my upcoming battle, I'd like to thank a few people who contributed to my victory over Keiser:

My buddy Bert, who was my trainer for the fight. He may not have much of a build, but he sure is knowledgeable when it comes to training. He had me chasing pigeons in the park to hone my reflexes, and running stairs with his bottle cap collection strapped to my back to help build power in the legs. With Keiser doing nothing but Sweatin' to the Oldies last week, my conditioning advantage was huge.

Special thanks to Hooper's Store; they have a pretty good line of supplements available, and kept me stocked with whey protein and carb drinks.

I'd like to thank Tinfish, whos opening lines on the fight helped me gain a lot of momentum; when I saw just how heavy a favorite I was, it re-inforced my feeling that I was destined to win.

Finally, I'd like to thank the fans, especially Hollywood and Liftingchick; having hot women in your corner really helps! Cory, I don't know what you were thinking asking for this fight...but there's an old saying "Don't look to hunt what you can't kill"...and you don't have the goods to bring down "Big Orange". I'm bringin' the pain, Cory....YOU'RE NEXT!!!

how cute!!!! its my new desktop background!! i love it!! :rofl: :rofl:

[Liftingchic]

BERT thing!!! how freaking cute!! i am dying..

[Cory]

You've met your match, Ernie, you big muppet piece of shit!!! All I have to do is lift up my dress and show you my pimply ass and dingleberries and you will die from shock!!! :eek: :rofl:

[hitmansb]

You believe that, Cory? WTF, chump...you ever seen Sesame Street? You don't know me, biatch! You think your hairy ass is a disturbing sight? Punk, I've walked to Hooper's store and caught a glimpse of Mr. Snuffleuppagus squatting and dropping a shit right in front of the Fix-It Shop. Snuffleuppagusses eat nothing but raw cabbage, if you need help with the visual. After seeing that, you can handle anything!

[Cory]

Originally posted by hitmansb
You believe that, Cory? WTF, chump...you ever seen Sesame Street? You don't know me, biatch! You think your hairy ass is a disturbing sight? Punk, I've walked to Hooper's store and caught a glimpse of Mr. Snuffleuppagus squatting and dropping a shit right in front of the Fix-It Shop. Snuffleuppagusses eat nothing but raw cabbage, if you need help with the visual. After seeing that, you can handle anything!

:whip::ghey:

[blm]

I don't know Cory. Ernie is a bad dude from way back. You better be prepared.

[Cory]

Originally posted by blm
I don't know Cory. Ernie is a bad dude from way back. You better be prepared.

:eek: :D