Beowulf, what a turd.

[barbender]

That shit ain't funny

[t3chnin3]

I can sympathize with him, that shit always seems to happen to me. I bang some random bus stop skank (that kinda looks like a monster) and lie to my friends about it, then the evil offspring comes back to rape and pillage my town. Sucks.

I can relate........

unplug your phone........and deny......