I need help

[Bouncer]

Nah but seriously ive offered a million times to take care of things for people, but they never take me up on the offer. Here in the US theres so many ways to do things where legally you can get around it. Doing things at night is the best way.

you wouldn't do shit. you would get snapped in half you little nerd. :fufool:

[Timma]

you wouldn't do shit. you would get snapped in half you little nerd. :fufool:

I know kung fu!

[alwaysgrowing]

Some of you might remember a couple of weeks ago my girlfriend and i got into some trouble, she had a bottle thrown at her head and our car was smashed up. Well the two guys responsible are still walking around and i recently discovered that one of these motherfuckers lives in my fucking complex with his mother and his kid. Now there was talk about her family taking care of this but they decided against this since we had already been to the cops although we havnt quite decided yet how we are going to handle it.
My girl has called me up a couple of times now and told me that these fuks have walked past her in the street and smiled at her, so i call up the cops but they cant do anything because they dont approach her or threaten her. She is scared to leave her work and have lunch now cause she might bump into them.
We have given the cops the address yet two weeks have passed and they havnt even been there and arressted him. Everytime i speak with them they just tell me it takes time. So my girl is scared to go to work.
Now sooner or later i am going to bump into this prick. The problem is he now knows where i live and the way i go to work every day. So what the hell do i do. Yeah sure one on one i would tear him a new asshole but he knows where i live, they know where my girl works. The cops are fucking useless, they cannot protect her. I have already started looking for a new place but it takes time in sydney. I really dont know what to do. Sure me and her family could fuk em up but then we risk revenge attacks or going to prison ourselves. All i want is peace.

you could buy me a ticket to australia. i'll take care of it

[Bouncer]

you could buy me a ticket to australia. i'll take care of it

lol, i never seen so many bad ass mother fuckers in my life. you wouldn't take care of my nuts. shut the fuck up and go decorate a wedding cake faggot. :fufool:

[Timma]

lol, i never seen so many bad ass mother fuckers in my life. you wouldn't take care of my nuts. shut the fuck up and go decorate a wedding cake faggot. :fufool:

Give me your address and sleep with one eye open. I could kill you with a toothpick.

[SonofBone]

Y'all ain't got shit. You need to look this lady help. She'll help you out...

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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia�

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter
that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down � and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down �
and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,
said� Melbourne�police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station,
laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:�
"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber�Davis� Furth , 33, lost both his penis and his testicles
when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room
where he and former prison cell mate� Stanley�Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,
but doctors managed to save his mangle d penis, police said.
"The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood,�
"but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,"
Detective Delp told reporters.
"Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
"but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21
after her granddaughter Deb bie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight
by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
"When I saw the look on my Deb bie's face that night in the hospital,
"I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself
"'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker.
"And I wasn't scared of them, either � because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life.
"And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Deb bie's description of the sickos,
tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place
till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway
"and took it back to Deb bie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled.

"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door,
"and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,
"right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

"Then I went in and shot the other one
"as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.
"Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.
"What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said,

"especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor."

[dna9488]

holy shit SOB, good find...thats a hardcore granny right there.