I'm So Much Cooler Online

[FitnessBrat]

I know most of you don't listen to country - but this song is funny if you read the lyrics haha. It sounds like a few people here. :P



"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

[Bouncer]

"I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac"

bwahahahahahhahahaha

[FitnessBrat]

"I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac"

bwahahahahahhahahaha

DNA! :P

[dna9488]

^^^^HATERS

[curtus e flush]

rado!:D

[Bouncer]

i want to play with fb in the basement. she can look at my star wars collection and i will show her my yoda.

[FitnessBrat]

i want to play with fb in the basement. she can look at my star wars collection and i will show her my yoda.

You just want to get to second base :P

[caged]

rado!:D

dude.. everything is rado to you
wtf:dunno:

[Bouncer]

dude.. everything is rado to you
wtf:dunno:

:ghey:

[coffee-guy]

FB wrote this song especially for Brad Paisley after meeting me ;)

[Gator_Mclusky]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: