Hey Bouncer!

[Timma]

I haven't gotten laid in a couple months. Wanna come by and help me out you fruit cake?:drunk:

[Bouncer]

help you out as in help you get a girl or help you out with some gay shit?

[COLOSSUS]

help you out as in help you get a girl or help you out with some gay shit?

the second one :rofl:

[Bouncer]

the second one :rofl:

in that case......

[Timma]

Of course you would have thought some gay shit you turd burglar.

[Bouncer]

call the bitch in NYC, tell her you are interested blah blah. hit it an be out. problem solved.

[Timma]

call the bitch in NYC, tell her you are interested blah blah. hit it an be out. problem solved.

lol i think i got rid of her number.

[Bouncer]

lol i think i got rid of her number.

since you are such a tool and cant pull girls.

take a weekend trip this coming weekend to vegas. leave on a friday night and catch a red eye back monday morning. get yourself a nice high end prostitute and have fun. they have prostitutes that look like fucken victoria secret models out there. course you will need a few $K but i dont know how desperate you are. :drunk:

[Timma]

since you are such a tool and cant pull girls.

take a weekend trip this coming weekend to vegas. leave on a friday night and catch a red eye back monday morning. get yourself a nice high end prostitute and have fun. they have prostitutes that look like fucken victoria secret models out there. course you will need a few $K but i dont know how desperate you are. :drunk:

I'm not desperate enough to pay for it. I'm not worried it's just gonna take me a little while to find some. And believe me I can pull girls, i'm just looking for one thats not a hoe.

[Bouncer]

I'm not desperate enough to pay for it. I'm not worried it's just gonna take me a little while to find some. And believe me I can pull girls, i'm just looking for one thats not a hoe.

if you are just looking for sex, a hoe is the way to go. that rhymed.

[Timma]

if you are just looking for sex, a hoe is the way to go. that rhymed.

Awe you must be so happy you made a rhyme.