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...to give ME diet advice!!!! WTF?!!?!? As you all know, I am pregnant...About 8 weeks along.
I started my new job August 1st; and found out I was PG the day I started. Well, I'm not telling my work for probably another month. Just so you all know, aside from the occasional slice of pizza or some chinese food, I really have not been going hog wild. I have a serious craving for fruit. I think it's mainly because of the water and juiciness off it. I am however, seriously starving about every 2 hours. Here's what I've been eating:
M1- 4 eggs (1 whole, 3 white) w/ whole wheat English Muffin
M2- Fruit salad (kiwi, oranges, banana, grapes), almonds
M3- Turkey sandwich on wheat or Subway
M4- Apple w/ protein bar.
M5- Fish, chicken or beef w/ veggies
M6- Banana or other fruit
I've also been going to the gym at least 3 days a week w/ a 25 min session of cardio all 3 times.
So here's what happened: Someone brought bagels in, and I decided to have a half. There's a girl in there who I guess thinks she's the queen of dieting and working out. She proceeds to tell me that I shouldn't eat the bagel!?!?!?! Then she says how she is getting ready to eat her scrambled egg whites. Just to get her goat, I tell her yes- I'm going to eat this, and then in another hour, I'm going ot have some fruit and a rice cake w/ PB!!! She then says "Ugh- too many calroies". People really just fucking amaze me sometimes. She doesn't know my story, let alone my history with being in shap; yet is totally judgmental!!! Then, there's a guy that sits next to me who's been doing Weight Watchers for about 2 months, and thinks he's the diet guru/police of calories. Fucking please.
First of all, I am pregnant, so maybe the dumb bitch thought she was doing me a favor since she doesn't know why my waistline seems to be expanding. So, what I was thinking, was just bringing in several photos from all of my shows, and putting them up at my desk and just shove it up her ass. I mean, she's fit...but by no means would I call her in shape. However, if I do that, it will only yield more questions about why I look the way I do right now. People just really fucking piss me off sometimes...and it doesn't help that I'm overly sensitive right now, either.
I started my new job August 1st; and found out I was PG the day I started. Well, I'm not telling my work for probably another month. Just so you all know, aside from the occasional slice of pizza or some chinese food, I really have not been going hog wild. I have a serious craving for fruit. I think it's mainly because of the water and juiciness off it. I am however, seriously starving about every 2 hours. Here's what I've been eating:
M1- 4 eggs (1 whole, 3 white) w/ whole wheat English Muffin
M2- Fruit salad (kiwi, oranges, banana, grapes), almonds
M3- Turkey sandwich on wheat or Subway
M4- Apple w/ protein bar.
M5- Fish, chicken or beef w/ veggies
M6- Banana or other fruit
I've also been going to the gym at least 3 days a week w/ a 25 min session of cardio all 3 times.
So here's what happened: Someone brought bagels in, and I decided to have a half. There's a girl in there who I guess thinks she's the queen of dieting and working out. She proceeds to tell me that I shouldn't eat the bagel!?!?!?! Then she says how she is getting ready to eat her scrambled egg whites. Just to get her goat, I tell her yes- I'm going to eat this, and then in another hour, I'm going ot have some fruit and a rice cake w/ PB!!! She then says "Ugh- too many calroies". People really just fucking amaze me sometimes. She doesn't know my story, let alone my history with being in shap; yet is totally judgmental!!! Then, there's a guy that sits next to me who's been doing Weight Watchers for about 2 months, and thinks he's the diet guru/police of calories. Fucking please.
First of all, I am pregnant, so maybe the dumb bitch thought she was doing me a favor since she doesn't know why my waistline seems to be expanding. So, what I was thinking, was just bringing in several photos from all of my shows, and putting them up at my desk and just shove it up her ass. I mean, she's fit...but by no means would I call her in shape. However, if I do that, it will only yield more questions about why I look the way I do right now. People just really fucking piss me off sometimes...and it doesn't help that I'm overly sensitive right now, either.
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