I had a lot of fun at Costco today

[Shibby]

I was there a little before it opened today so I had a spot up front. As we walked back to our car there was this fat lady sitting in her van smoking waiting for us. There were plenty of spots about 5 spaces farther. Well I decided to take the cart all the way back inside instead of the cart return, came back and she was still there. I sat there pretending to be on my phone for about 3 mins. Needless to say, people are coming and going this whole time. She finally decides to pull away. Instead of parking about 50ft down, she then comes back down the other aisle and pulls up to wait for me AGAIN. I sat there for a minute pretending to text, then my wife said it's time to go :(. If I would have been by myself, I would have sat there until she parked someone else. :D

[bigscott]

ha ha ha thats some funny shit bro

[The_Grinder]

only in america would you have had a chance to have this fun....

[Stonecold54]

you kept a perfectly normal american from purchasing her pastries? thats terrible of you.....lol.... my wife hates me cuz I always park the farthest spot from the store regardless,

[FitnessBrat]

my wife hates me cuz I always park the farthest spot from the store regardless,

I always park far as well. That way nobody hits my doors, and my fat ass needs to walk anyway. :moon:

[FrankTheTank55]

I always park far as well. That way nobody hits my doors, and my fat ass needs to walk anyway. :moon:

I think you park out there so there arent any cars around for you to hit. We know how good you are at backing out of parking spots.....lol

[FitnessBrat]

I think you park out there so there arent any cars around for you to hit. We know how good you are at backing out of parking spots.....lol

Yes, that too. :D I've had THREE "mishaps" with that damn truck this year. I'm trying to perfect driving with my eyes closed I think - it's definitely not working. :wacko:

[Turbo3000]

That is just sad sad sad.

[Bouncer]

my fat ass needs to walk anyway. :moon:

agreed

[bigscott]

I always park far as well. That way nobody hits my doors, and my fat ass needs to walk anyway. :moon:

i am an ass man soooooo can you post pics of your fat ass so it can be judged on its actual fatness :)

[Stonecold54]

i am an ass man soooooo can you post pics of your fat ass so it can be judged on its actual fatness :)

hehe...good luck with that one bud :).....but I am with you...nothing better than a fat ass :) a few years ago I was the conisseur on this site of that , haha

[Bouncer]

i am an ass man soooooo can you post pics of your fat ass so it can be judged on its actual fatness :)

she does have a fat ass. i fucked her twice. not cottage cheese though.

[Bouncer]

I was the conisseur

you are the connoisseur of fucking gayness.

[Stonecold54]

you are the connoisseur of fucking gayness.

at least I bring SOMETHING to the board :)

[Stonecold54]

she does have a fat ass. i fucked her twice. not cottage cheese though.

why the first time she just pretended it was big enough to reach?