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  • For all the Ladies............

    This morning in my shower I found:

    1 - 18 oz bottle of Suave Balsam & Protien Shampoo

    1 - 24 oz bottle of Alberto V05 Peaches and Cream Shampoo

    1 - 24 oz bottle of Alberto V05 Peaches and Cream Conditioner

    1- 48 oz bottle of Head and Shoulders Normal Hair Shampoo

    1- 48 oz Bottle of Pantene Pro V Conditioner

    1 - 24 oz Bottle of Neutrogena Body Clear Body Wash

    1 - 48 oz Bottle of Oil of Olay Body Wash

    1 - 24 oz Skintimate Shimmering Pear Shaving Cream

    1 - 24 oz Skintimate Raspberry Rain Shave Cream

    1 - 24 oz Edge Regular Shave Cream

    1 - 24 oz Dove Body Bar

    6 - Mach 2 disposable Razors

    2 - Body wash thingies

    1 - of those things to scrub your feet with


    So why does my wife and daughter need all this stuff?

    If I'm in a hurry, I squirt cologne under my arms and call it a day. Maybe that's why nobody sits next to me in the office.:D

  • #2
    damn

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    • #3
      body wash thingies! lol :) Your wife is beautiful though and smells good right? Don't complain :D

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Irishgirl
        body wash thingies! lol :) Your wife is beautiful though and smells good right? Don't complain :D
        I'm easily confused early in the morning. I can never remember whether I should use the Shimmering Pear Shave cream with the Fresh Peaches Conditioner or was it the Edge Gel with the Pantene Pro V Conditioner?


        And she doesen't EVER want to know where those "body wash thingies" have been on me:D

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Morgan
          I'm easily confused early in the morning. I can never remember whether I should use the Shimmering Pear Shave cream with the Fresh Peaches Conditioner or was it the Edge Gel with the Pantene Pro V Conditioner?


          And she doesen't EVER want to know where those "body wash thingies" have been on me:D
          eww LOL What if she uses it on her face? :rofl:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Irishgirl
            eww LOL What if she uses it on her face? :rofl:
            She filed for divorce about 5 months ago. Maybe she knows!!:D

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            • #7
              Re: For all the Ladies............

              Originally posted by Morgan

              So why does my wife and daughter need all this stuff?

              Because...they're GIRLS! Girls need lots of stuff in the bathroom. Otherwise we'd wind up looking and smelling like you men. :p

              I spend one hour showering, etc. before being ready to leave the house in the morning. I could spend less time, use less products, but then I wouldn't be as beautiful as I am right now. :D

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              • #8
                All I have in my shower is Paul Mitchell Shampoo and Conditioner, shaving cream, razor, and bath and body works pumpkin shower gel:) Oh, and Zest soap:D

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: For all the Ladies............

                  Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
                  Because...they're GIRLS! Girls need lots of stuff in the bathroom. Otherwise we'd wind up looking and smelling like you men. :p

                  Explains a lot about the last date I had :(

                  I didn't ask what body wash she used. Smelled like English Leather "soap on a rope".





































                  I'm going to check for open sores now..........................

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                  • #10
                    :rofl:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hollywood
                      All I have in my shower is Paul Mitchell Shampoo and Conditioner, shaving cream, razor, and bath and body works pumpkin shower gel:) Oh, and Zest soap:D
                      nice and simple good job ;)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hollywood
                        All I have in my shower is Paul Mitchell Shampoo and Conditioner, shaving cream, razor, and bath and body works pumpkin shower gel:) Oh, and Zest soap:D
                        I bet you have a body wash thingie too :)

                        And you forgot I'm usually in the shower with you too ;)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Irishgirl


                          And you forgot I'm usually in the shower with you too ;)
                          i'll be over later tonight then :3some:

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Irishgirl
                            I bet you have a body wash thingie too :)

                            And you forgot I'm usually in the shower with you too ;)
                            Oh, of couse, I have a blue loofah, and IG, they are also mandatory items:p

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hollywood
                              and IG, they are also mandatory items:p
                              hmmmmmm :D

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