"I've been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with her for a minute!"
"Wake up idiot, she's a moron!"
"No she's not; she's the nicest smartest person I know."
"You say that because she's your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!"
It sounds like the quote I was looking for, but the source doesn't say where the quote came from.
"Wake up idiot, she's a moron!"
"No she's not; she's the nicest smartest person I know."
"You say that because she's your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!"
It sounds like the quote I was looking for, but the source doesn't say where the quote came from.

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