Like I didn't already feel like a house...

[redsquirrel]

So, I go to the baby doctor today- my Dr. walks in and said- "Wow- you really kind of popped out there...you look like you could be almost full term". WTF!! She measured my belly, and said I'm measuing 34 weeks, instead of 30/31?!?!?

She said we will have to wait until my next ultrasound in 3 weeks, but sometimes what that can indicate is a 9-10 lb baby.

Cut me now. I'm serious. :hang:

[Bouncer]

big baby. i was a big little shit myself. i think 9-10 lbs.

[redsquirrel]

My wife went through the same shit...She was always 2 weeks more in advance than on paper...Big baby? Here it comes:) Hope you don't tear Red...lol...You'll be ok...Just push and slap your hubby a few times.

Well, 2 weeks isn't that bad- 4 scares me! Don't you worry- I'm going to insist on getting a C section. Period. I'd rather have one anyway. I really have no desire to have my "business" fall out.

My husband better find a job soon so he can pay for all the plastic surgery I'm going to need. I had some nice little friends pop up on my side the other day. They aren't big, but I still saw them. :(

[Bouncer]

ewwww, your hideous. :D

[bigscott]

So, I go to the baby doctor today- my Dr. walks in and said- "Wow- you really kind of popped out there...you look like you could be almost full term". WTF!! She measured my belly, and said I'm measuing 34 weeks, instead of 30/31?!?!?

She said we will have to wait until my next ultrasound in 3 weeks, but sometimes what that can indicate is a 9-10 lb baby.

Cut me now. I'm serious. :hang:

all will be worth it red :)

[redsquirrel]

You sounded like my wife....and she had an even 10lb boy...but her "business" is all up and running and looking nice these days:P

I'm more concerned about the "business" not feeling the same afterwards. I mean, there is no way it can feel the same- for both parties- after you squeeze something the size of a watermelon, out of an opening the size of a lemon.

[Bouncer]

ehhh, what the fuck man.

[Bouncer]

ehhh

[bigscott]

RS-How many kids have you had? I don't remember...

pretty sure this is her first

[blm]

One day you will have kids bro...Just pray their not as dumb as you.

No worries for him. Plastic dolls and you cannot get pregnant. :moon:

[FitnessBrat]

RS - more often than not, their "estimates" are wrong, seriously. I wouldn't be too worried yet.

With my daughter, they said she'd be about 6lbs - she was 8.5. With my son, they said at 37 weeks he was already 9lbs, and he could be an 11+ pounder - he was 9.3. You really just can't take that stuff too seriously because it's rarely accurate. :wacko:

As far as your "business" not being the same - that is false, honestly....

[beefcake]

Don't do the c-section just because you don't want to stretch. That really doesn't happen after just one kid. If they do have to cut you down south, they will sew it back up plus a little extra so it'll be the same or even better. Either or, he can always put it in your butt for backup. :D

[FitnessBrat]

If they do have to cut you down south, they will sew it back up plus a little extra so it'll be the same or even better.

Agreed.

[bigscott]

How's that so? Your vagina does stretch out...The more kids, the worse it can look; "can" is the key word. I know some women though who have had a few kids and their vaginas looked brand new. But I have also seen women who have no kids and looks like a sloppy joe taco.

sloppy joe taco -- now thats fucking gross