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  • ahhh stupid people

    so i'm at work (i work at a retail store) and this shady looking guy walks in. he's obviously going to try to pull something so i keep an eye out on him.

    he walks back and forth in the aisles and then checks out the sodas. he grabs a red bull and walks up to the register and asks for some "Newport box 100s". i grab them and ring him up. his total came up to about $8.50-something and then he shuffles around in his pockets. he pulls out a crunched up bill and hands it to me without unfolding it (a big annoyance!), grabs the cigarettes and red bull and runs out yelling "keep the change!" and continues to laugh. i unfold the bill and learn that it's a $50 note. i made the assumption that it was fake so i checked the watermark, the little strip inside the bill and i used the counterfeit pen to check to see if it's real.

    and it sure was real. :thumup: the retard must've confused his fake bill with the real one. i feel sorry for him but thankful for the $42 tip!

    we also had this one guy try to use like $100 in fake $5 bills. the bills were printed on glossy paper.

  • #2
    or maybe your assumption of fake money was false and he just felt like giving a big tip. the fact that he said keep the change sounds to me like he knew what he was doing.

    maybe you should read the title of your thread again? :retard:

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    • #3
      ya sounds like your a bit confussed honey. What exactly was shady looking about him? How you know he didnt have a whole pocket full of 50's?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
        or maybe your assumption of fake money was false and he just felt like giving a big tip. the fact that he said keep the change sounds to me like he knew what he was doing.

        maybe you should read the title of your thread again? :retard:
        uhm, maybe i should fill you in on where i work. it's baltimore city and i'm quite sure he didn't mean to give me a tip. he was maybe 18 and said "keep the change" with a snarky attitude. and i'm sure he would've used the money for some weed or something.

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        • #5
          GREAT STORY!!!

          nothin beats the day than working in Baltimore City with your store in the ghetto :D



          What about Sonalika's birthday? All 5 of our friends witness a dude getting shot and runnin away from cops :rofl:


          OH OH... tell them the story of the hobo that shits himself in front of your store :D

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          • #6
            Originally posted by redback View Post
            ya sounds like your a bit confussed honey. What exactly was shady looking about him? How you know he didnt have a whole pocket full of 50's?
            considering he had it crumpled up and not folded with a rubberband holding it together like most kids his age, no.

            and don't honey me. honey is what your mom tells you when she wants you to wipe your ass... i guess that's where you picked it up from.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dna9488 View Post
              GREAT STORY!!!

              nothin beats the day than working in Baltimore City with your store in the ghetto :D



              What about Sonalika's birthday? All 5 of our friends witness a dude getting shot and runnin away from cops :rofl:


              OH OH... tell them the story of the hobo that shits himself in front of your store :D
              there are plenty more. but i like to keep them for the right time. can't be shelling out my stories like trailer park girls and their virginity now can i?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post
                there are plenty more. but i like to keep them for the right time. can't be shelling out my stories like trailer park girls and their virginity now can i?

                HA.... nope.

                anyway, you planning on coming to me so i can give you a good tip ;)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post
                  "keep the change" with a snarky attitude.
                  sounds like he was trying to show off to me. like, "look at me, im a drug dealer" type.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post

                    and don't honey me. honey is what your mom tells you when she wants you to wipe your ass... i guess that's where you picked it up from.
                    :rofl:


                    you sure you not an Italian girl?

                    i am in love.

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                    • #11
                      P.S.

                      go say hi to duff from ace of cakes for me. lmao

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                      • #12
                        hilarity

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                          :rofl:


                          you sure you not an Italian girl?

                          i am in love.
                          hahaha. i wish! i want to find me a nice piece of italian ass. greek works too. :hibb:

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post
                            hahaha. i wish! i want to find me a nice piece of italian ass. greek works too. :hibb:
                            :hibb:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                              :hibb:
                              you acting like you getting some...:rofl:

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