Funny guy at the grocery store tonight...

[The_Grinder]

So I realize I am out of eggs tonight, so I head to the grocery store. I am picking up the eggs... and a guy comes up to me with the most pathetic attempt to get money I have ever heard. He tried to sell me a pack of Ham... from the grocery store we were in. He said "you need some ham for 2 dollars?"

That's it... that is all. I love America.

[mofo]

you should've picked up the eggs and said "trade ya instead."

[Bouncer]

So I realize I am out of eggs tonight, so I head to the grocery store. I am picking up the eggs... and a guy comes up to me with the most pathetic attempt to get money I have ever heard. He tried to sell me a pack of Ham... from the grocery store we were in. He said "you need some ham for 2 dollars?"

That's it... that is all. I love America.

bwahahahahahha, that is awesome. i would have given him the $2.00 for originality and balls. respect!

[Bouncer]

you should've picked up the eggs and said "trade ya instead."

:rofl:

[CrankinSteiN]

best sign I have ever seen a begger have was in Toronto and it said this:

"I'm lazy and don't want to work..." He held that in one hand and held out a cup for change in the other....

I had to give him change for his honesty and originality lol

[ROCKETW19]

best sign I have ever seen a begger have was in Toronto and it said this:

"I'm lazy and don't want to work..." He held that in one hand and held out a cup for change in the other....

I had to give him change for his honesty and originality lol

Thats a good one.
best one I seen was a guy in Texas had a sign that said " need money for weed" I had to give him 5 bucks just cuzz it was funny as hell.