Michael Jackson jokes

[ROCKETW19]

Ok lets hear them I have a few some a lil to crazy for this board but I will post a funny one.

Farah Faucett died and went to heaven.
God granted her 1 wish.
Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe.
So god killed Michael Jackson.

[Bouncer]

Ok lets hear them I have a few some a lil to crazy for this board but I will post a funny one.

Farah Faucett died and went to heaven.
God granted her 1 wish.
Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe.
So god killed Michael Jackson.

:retard:

[FitnessBrat]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

[Bouncer]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

lol

[NewbieChris]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

Dear God, I was forwarded this in text message form. :retard:

[blm]

YouTube - Michael Jackson Face Transformation

[bigscott]

mcdonalds is going to launch a tribute burger the mcjackson - a 50 year old piece of meat between 8 year old buns - hell walmart is having boys pants half off in his honor aswell :retard:

[ROCKETW19]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

I got that one too. Funny shit.

[The_Grinder]

What were Michael Jackson's last words?

"Please take me to the Children's hospital!"

[Norkill]

What is the main difference between Farrah and Michael? One fucked majors, while the other fucked minors.

[Konitz]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

My phone got overloaded with this joke.

[Konitz]

Anyone get this text:

McDonald's is coming out with a new burger, the Mc Jackson a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.

I know its horrible but quite clever.

[hlcn8]

MJ jokes

you know what Macauly Caulkin's favorite salad dressing is?
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Neverland Ranch

[redback]

Michael Jackson was admitted to hospital after suffereing a massive cardic arrest.

Hospital staff were at a loss as to how to treat the star, as plastic and recycling collection wasnt till next week...

[redback]

Im really surprised he didnt die of food poisoning, after eating all those 8 year old weiners!