Bart Simpson Quotes

[Morgan]

My daughter has a poster of Bart in front of a blackboard writting:

I will not instigate revolution.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
I will not trade pants with others.
I will not sell school property.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals.
Beans are neither fruit, nor musical.
I will not send lard through the mail.
I will not hang donuts on my person.
I do not have power of attorney over first graders.
Nerve gas is not a toy.
I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface.
No one wants to hear my armpits.
The Boys Room is not a water park.
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things.
I will stop talking about the 12 inch pianist.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not barf unless I'm sick.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
I will not prescribe medication.
A burp is not an answer.
I will not eat things for money.
Goldfish don't bounce.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will return the seeing eye dog.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.

Makes me smile just about every time.:D

[Gongshow]

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