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  • the art of war
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    Originally posted by FitnessBrat View Post
    Today, I get this:


    As you stand there by your bed just wearing high heals and stockings... We kiss passionately and you take off my bikini underwear as I slowly roll down your stockings. Our lips are still locked and we change to the 69 position and devour each other for hours. Then we take a hot steamy bath together caressing every body part. We lay in bed rubbing soothing oil and taking turns giving each other a full body massage. You tie me up and have your way with me in bed, biting my nipples as your creamy juices slowly drip on my crotch you want more and more... We take a break and feed each other strawberries and whip cream and soft kisses in between. We do it doggie style and then missionary until we cum together. We hold each other close and fall asleep. In the morning, we start again at the top and then I cook you breakfast. We go out for a long walk along the shore holding hands and kissing as people can't keep their eyes off of us. You are wearing a skimpy bikini and my sexy boxers. We come home shower and make love and then head out to a romantic lunch with wine. We talk about the experience we both shared and get each other so worked up that we take the food home to go and make love again before we eat. We start watching a movie and take a nap in each others arms and as night falls. We go out to a club dancing the night away touching each other seductively. We go to a nearby hotel and make love in a hot tub with bubbles galore. We order in room service and I tie you up and have my way with you. We sleep in and go out for ice cream and this is where you and I realize we're perfect for each other. We go back to your place and sit on the couch and talk about how much we like each other's body and conversation. We sit there sipping wine and have some chesse, then you give me a quiz from Cosmo and we kiss softly with every correct answer. Now it's your turn to continue to seduce me back into your arms....



    How quickly I remember why I was hesitant in the first place :whistle
    this dude lives on route36 bolivia

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  • Bouncer
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    we give each other a quiz from cozmo? sounds fun. geek

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  • NewbieChris
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    :rofl: Yea, some people on those dating sites are crazy!

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  • FitnessBrat
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    Today, I get this:


    As you stand there by your bed just wearing high heals and stockings... We kiss passionately and you take off my bikini underwear as I slowly roll down your stockings. Our lips are still locked and we change to the 69 position and devour each other for hours. Then we take a hot steamy bath together caressing every body part. We lay in bed rubbing soothing oil and taking turns giving each other a full body massage. You tie me up and have your way with me in bed, biting my nipples as your creamy juices slowly drip on my crotch you want more and more... We take a break and feed each other strawberries and whip cream and soft kisses in between. We do it doggie style and then missionary until we cum together. We hold each other close and fall asleep. In the morning, we start again at the top and then I cook you breakfast. We go out for a long walk along the shore holding hands and kissing as people can't keep their eyes off of us. You are wearing a skimpy bikini and my sexy boxers. We come home shower and make love and then head out to a romantic lunch with wine. We talk about the experience we both shared and get each other so worked up that we take the food home to go and make love again before we eat. We start watching a movie and take a nap in each others arms and as night falls. We go out to a club dancing the night away touching each other seductively. We go to a nearby hotel and make love in a hot tub with bubbles galore. We order in room service and I tie you up and have my way with you. We sleep in and go out for ice cream and this is where you and I realize we're perfect for each other. We go back to your place and sit on the couch and talk about how much we like each other's body and conversation. We sit there sipping wine and have some chesse, then you give me a quiz from Cosmo and we kiss softly with every correct answer. Now it's your turn to continue to seduce me back into your arms....



    How quickly I remember why I was hesitant in the first place :whistle

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  • FitnessBrat
    started a topic Online Dating

    Online Dating

    So since this is supposedly the new "thing to do", I thought I'd take a look at what's really going on out there. I know all too well how full of $hit people can be after being on these boards for so long, lol. I decided to join ONE and see what goes on.

    Within no time, I get this email:


    "r u loney would u like too date a nice man.who lovs devo whip it whipit good"


    It shows his picture in his profile, and clearly after seeing his picture AND reading his email, I'm simply not interested. Like 3 hours later, he sends this:

    "do i giv u the creeps? am i not what ur looking for...wow some poeple r soo vain,,,it so sad"


    So I reply -- "Yes, your spelling, grammar, and lack of respect all give me the creeps."

    He sends: "go lift wieghts bench"



    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



    Was he calling me a bitch?! :wack:
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