Online Dating

[FitnessBrat]

So since this is supposedly the new "thing to do", I thought I'd take a look at what's really going on out there. I know all too well how full of $hit people can be after being on these boards for so long, lol. I decided to join ONE and see what goes on.

Within no time, I get this email:


"r u loney would u like too date a nice man.who lovs devo whip it whipit good"


It shows his picture in his profile, and clearly after seeing his picture AND reading his email, I'm simply not interested. Like 3 hours later, he sends this:

"do i giv u the creeps? am i not what ur looking for...wow some poeple r soo vain,,,it so sad"


So I reply -- "Yes, your spelling, grammar, and lack of respect all give me the creeps."

He sends: "go lift wieghts bench"



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



Was he calling me a bitch?! :wack:

[FitnessBrat]

Today, I get this:


As you stand there by your bed just wearing high heals and stockings... We kiss passionately and you take off my bikini underwear as I slowly roll down your stockings. Our lips are still locked and we change to the 69 position and devour each other for hours. Then we take a hot steamy bath together caressing every body part. We lay in bed rubbing soothing oil and taking turns giving each other a full body massage. You tie me up and have your way with me in bed, biting my nipples as your creamy juices slowly drip on my crotch you want more and more... We take a break and feed each other strawberries and whip cream and soft kisses in between. We do it doggie style and then missionary until we cum together. We hold each other close and fall asleep. In the morning, we start again at the top and then I cook you breakfast. We go out for a long walk along the shore holding hands and kissing as people can't keep their eyes off of us. You are wearing a skimpy bikini and my sexy boxers. We come home shower and make love and then head out to a romantic lunch with wine. We talk about the experience we both shared and get each other so worked up that we take the food home to go and make love again before we eat. We start watching a movie and take a nap in each others arms and as night falls. We go out to a club dancing the night away touching each other seductively. We go to a nearby hotel and make love in a hot tub with bubbles galore. We order in room service and I tie you up and have my way with you. We sleep in and go out for ice cream and this is where you and I realize we're perfect for each other. We go back to your place and sit on the couch and talk about how much we like each other's body and conversation. We sit there sipping wine and have some chesse, then you give me a quiz from Cosmo and we kiss softly with every correct answer. Now it's your turn to continue to seduce me back into your arms....



How quickly I remember why I was hesitant in the first place :whistle

[NewbieChris]

:rofl: Yea, some people on those dating sites are crazy!

[Bouncer]

we give each other a quiz from cozmo? sounds fun. geek

[the art of war]

Today, I get this:


As you stand there by your bed just wearing high heals and stockings... We kiss passionately and you take off my bikini underwear as I slowly roll down your stockings. Our lips are still locked and we change to the 69 position and devour each other for hours. Then we take a hot steamy bath together caressing every body part. We lay in bed rubbing soothing oil and taking turns giving each other a full body massage. You tie me up and have your way with me in bed, biting my nipples as your creamy juices slowly drip on my crotch you want more and more... We take a break and feed each other strawberries and whip cream and soft kisses in between. We do it doggie style and then missionary until we cum together. We hold each other close and fall asleep. In the morning, we start again at the top and then I cook you breakfast. We go out for a long walk along the shore holding hands and kissing as people can't keep their eyes off of us. You are wearing a skimpy bikini and my sexy boxers. We come home shower and make love and then head out to a romantic lunch with wine. We talk about the experience we both shared and get each other so worked up that we take the food home to go and make love again before we eat. We start watching a movie and take a nap in each others arms and as night falls. We go out to a club dancing the night away touching each other seductively. We go to a nearby hotel and make love in a hot tub with bubbles galore. We order in room service and I tie you up and have my way with you. We sleep in and go out for ice cream and this is where you and I realize we're perfect for each other. We go back to your place and sit on the couch and talk about how much we like each other's body and conversation. We sit there sipping wine and have some chesse, then you give me a quiz from Cosmo and we kiss softly with every correct answer. Now it's your turn to continue to seduce me back into your arms....



How quickly I remember why I was hesitant in the first place :whistle

this dude lives on route36 bolivia

[NewbieChris]

I can beat you brat:

Hello,
How are you?hope you are fine.i am Morrison an international modeling agent based in USA with branches in Europe.i saw your profile and your pics.i must confess i love it.i would like to seek your permission to allow me to use your profile pix here for a magazine production..am asking you this because i will love to use your profile pix for a magazine cover.please let me know if you are interested in the deal because you stand a chance of making money from this deal. at least $600 for a start and might end up earning about $5000.let me know if you are interested.please do get back to me through my private [email protected],please i just want you to know it's just a normal magazine.send me a mail at my private email.
Regards
Morrison.

[ROCKETW19]

WTF kind of sites are you guys on? Do guys think that shit will work?

[the art of war]

I can beat you brat:

Hello,
How are you?hope you are fine.i am Morrison an international modeling agent based in USA with branches in Europe.i saw your profile and your pics.i must confess i love it.i would like to seek your permission to allow me to use your profile pix here for a magazine production..am asking you this because i will love to use your profile pix for a magazine cover.please let me know if you are interested in the deal because you stand a chance of making money from this deal. at least $600 for a start and might end up earning about $5000.let me know if you are interested.please do get back to me through my private [email protected],please i just want you to know it's just a normal magazine.send me a mail at my private email.
Regards
Morrison.

Glenn morrison. That proves that, btw you make that money or what?

[NewbieChris]

Glenn morrison. That proves that, btw you make that money or what?

What does Glenn Morrison prove?

[FitnessBrat]

:rofl: Yea, some people on those dating sites are crazy!

Wait, the first guys name WAS Chris :hmm:

[FitnessBrat]

WTF kind of sites are you guys on? Do guys think that shit will work?

Beast met his girl through one of those sites.

I just don't want to see people I know, or have an ex play a trick on me or something lol.

[FitnessBrat]

we give each other a quiz from cozmo? sounds fun. geek

We kiss softly with each correct answer - I'm tempted...

[the art of war]

What does Glenn Morrison prove?

how many chicks u know named glenn morrison?

[FitnessBrat]

how many chicks u know named glenn morrison?

lol...

[NewbieChris]

how many chicks u know named glenn morrison?

:retard: