help theres a wasp on my nose wtf do i do?

[Mr I]

I think I can see his stinger out so I dare not swipe him!! Help I'm being serious!!!

[Mr I]

Punch yourself in the face....:) That will take care of both problems; you and the wasp...

Can't I'm allergic to getting stung, help!!

[dna9488]

Have your epi-pen handy if he stings

How the hell are you on SM typing this while there is a wasp on your nose?

its been like 10min, the wasp is still on your nose?

[Mr I]

I have some turpintine alcohol in my boot and was gonna throw that on, but when I went for the door handle he took full mount!

Now he has one hind leg up each nostril and the others clasped on the outside of each nostril ridge, every time I go to make a move he taunts me with his stinnger, dragging it over my skin in a circular motion like a switchblade!!

What shoul I do its been like half an our? I feel like I can't hold on much longer

[Bouncer]

give it a quick flick and run. lol

[the art of war]

pepper n sneeze ? :(

[Mr I]

OMG thank goodness for that, he's gone, I swiped and he stung but I quickly sucked the poison out and spat, few that was close!!

[dna9488]

Try putting your face in the freezer. Maybe the sudden change of the temperature will cause it to run away and find a warm place.

[dna9488]

OMG thank goodness for that, he's gone, I swiped and he stung but I quickly sucked the poison out and spat, few that was close!!

you sucked the poison out from your nose?

[Mr I]

you sucked the poison out from your nose?

Thank goodness I had a straw nearby!

[dna9488]

Thank goodness I had a straw nearby!

oh, ok?

[the art of war]

I want to see a bite you wanker :).

[Bouncer]

what kind of bs thread is this. come clean faggot.

[the art of war]

LoL - this shit is killing me.

[Mr I]

The wasp came back! He has a full swarm with him!

Bwahahahaha!!! Fuckers!!!