Disney To Buy Marvel :(

[the art of war]

Disney to buy Marvel for $4 billion - Aug. 31, 2009

wtf - wolverine as a disney character, sad.

[the art of war]

Tough times at Disney. I just heard 4 of the 7 dwarfs have been laid off. It's very sad news. Happy is no longer happy since he got canned. He's now on Prozac trying to be happy again. Sneezy got laid off because his constant sneezing makes him look like he's got the swine flu. Bashful got the axe because he's just a little too creepy. You would think Grumpy would have been fired, but human resources was too scared to let him go. They were afraid he might go postal. He's still grumpy though. Doc decided to quit because he'll no longer make much money under Obamacare and doesn't want to take orders from bureaucratic death panels. He's now going to become a blogger. Sleepy would have been fired, but nobody could find him. Out of all the dwarfs, you would think Dopey would have been the first to be let go. Instead, Dopey was given a promotion and now has a top management position.

[Bouncer]

well they havent fucked up pixar so hopefully they wont fuck up marvel either.

[decadecadeca]

Universal Studios is fucked.