Bouncer, your Delta Farce movie better be good...

[Bouncer]

:wack:

I'm a rooster illusion.

[Bouncer]

In the Winter of 1969, an elite force of the US Army was sent on a top secret assignment in Southeast Vietnam. The objective: rescue Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp. The mission was considered to be near-suicide. Of the ten men sent, four returned. Of those four, three wrote books about what happened. Of those three, two were published. And of those two, only one got a movie deal. This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.

:clapback:

[Konitz]

do you know who you are? who? me who? i know who i am.. i'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. or are you a dude that doesn't know what dude he is?

:rofl:

[dna9488]

Hey art, in response to your signature
YouTube - Tropic Thunder - TOM CRUISE GOES NUTS!!!

[dna9488]

Here you go Bouncer
YouTube - Tropic Thunder clip: Lead Farmer

[the art of war]

I've been rocking the quotes since day one - "were you even in the military - yes coast gaurd, sanitation department" "just give me your god damn hooks"

[Bouncer]

:thumup:

[the art of war]

the thing is I've watched it enough that I could write a page of the best quotes and prolly only have a few mistakes - best comedy ever, period.

"Why you doin this chicken george shit still is beyond me - it's beyond me - you need help - but are we cool? - not really"

[dna9488]

"were you even in the military - yes coast gaurd, sanitation department" "just give me your god damn hooks"

Oh my god! You're a fucking garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole U.S. of A.!

[dna9488]

Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.
Alpa Chino: I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.
Kirk Lazarus: That shit ain't funny.
Kevin Sandusky: Hey, fellas! It's hot! We're tired! It stinks!
Alpa Chino: I'm just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack! I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.
Kirk Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid.

[the art of war]

dbj is gonna dump you because of this thread :D

[dna9488]

dbj is gonna dump you because of this thread :D

lol....

tell me something i don't know :retard:

[the art of war]

lol....

tell me something i don't know :retard:

:hibb: you wouldn't want me to go there

[Bouncer]

Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.

Kirk Lazarus: That shit ain't funny.

Kirk Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid.

:rofl: