Bouncer, your Delta Farce movie better be good...

[Bouncer]

You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

whats funny about that is that tom cruise was 3rd runner up sexiest man alive in 98. lol

[Bouncer]

I'm scared....

do you know who you are? who? me who? i know who i am.. i'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. or are you a dude that doesn't know what dude he is?

[Konitz]

: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.

[dna9488]

Hey, man! One week down, two weeks behind, G.I. Joe can't cry, but it don't matter 'cause you didn't have the camera turned on anyway. Let's party!

[dna9488]

You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

[Bouncer]

"scene 2 starts lost in the fucken forest with capt simple jack" :lmao:

[dna9488]

Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...

[Bouncer]

What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it? Now it's time to flip the script! We'll get to Chinese New Year waitin' for my man to cry.


Whoever wrote Robert Downey Jr's lines was a fucking genius. Funniest shit out there

lol. agreed. best lines ever in any movie.

[dna9488]

What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it? Now it's time to flip the script! We'll get to Chinese New Year waitin' for my man to cry.


Whoever wrote Robert Downey Jr's lines was a fucking genius. Funniest shit out there

[Bouncer]

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

you cant do that one because you cant get across the accent he is using. lmao

[dna9488]

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

[Bouncer]

Neither....Now you're just reading into shit...lol...Really....Me drugs? please....I was simply saying that if I was with my boys, I would of probably called them over to watch the movie...Come on dude...Catch up here...Stop riding the short bus...

watch the movie by yourself.

[Bouncer]

i am gonna keep posting shit up. I am bored, first day of class and studyin killed me



Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

thats one of my favorites along with "they didnt have cellphones in 69.. I'm head to toe legitimate. "

[dna9488]

i am gonna keep posting shit up. I am bored, first day of class and studyin killed me



Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

[Bouncer]

false.....It's Tuesday you dip shit...People in Ohio don't know how to play during the week; pussies....Where we come from, it's 7 days a week playa;)

huh?

im convinced you are either on drugs or drinking more then you say.