Meet Crested Auklet

[Bouncer]

Meet Crested Auklet, small seabird with nice smile

a small seabird of the family Alcidae. The bird's orange beak ends in a bright "smile", and the fluffy "bang" on the forehead completes its funny look. The Crested Auklet nests in huge colonies in the Bering Sea and Sea of Okhotsk.

[the art of war]

Can you teach it to talk? I always wanted a parrot - i would plant that fucker in front of the plasma and put tropic thunder on repeat 24/7.