Was playing golf today...

[Timma]

And one of my tee shots got away from me. I'm watching it go near the adjacent tee box and yell fore. All of a sudden it blasts some guy in the hand and thigh. I drive up to apologize and he's like fuck my hand. I had to hold back laughing because it was pretty funny after I knew he was ok.

Later on the beer cart girl comes by and we tell her and she was like "That was you? He asked for ice and couldn't take his glove off!"

[Timma]

So you spent your money on Golf and not eat today...lol

Of course. Golf is my #1 priority!

[Timma]

Do you wear those fucking bozo shorts and shit? lol

I wear plaid shorts and a polo. What I normally wear though.

[Timma]

:rofl:

Plaid shorts!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha.....You fucking queer:D

The ladies love them.

[Timma]

Yea right....They laugh at you inside their heads bro:rofl: If the ladies loved them that much, when was the last time you got some ass bro:D:D

No comment :)

[Timma]

:fufool: ahaha bitch:D


Oh wait....aren't you and FB suppose to be hooking up? ;)

Who said that?

[Bouncer]

haha, "fuck my hand". lol

[Timma]

I forgot to add that after I hit the guy I went to apologize and my friend teed off after me and almost hit me.

[Timma]

aha :rofl: You sure it didn't....:D You seem more of an idiot today:)

Hey wtf? I have been drinking yes. After last night I should be dumber today lol.

[Timma]

Is this you posting:D

Wait let me take an ambien then i'll let you know. :)

[Timma]

I did:D SO that means you two should because I said so:)

Wait how is this gonna work with 1500 miles between us?

[FitnessBrat]

I made it work with MY WIFE:D You fly every two weeks for 6 months and then get hitched;)

Timma, get your frequent flyer miles ready! I'll start looking at dresses :whistle

[the art of war]

Timma, get your frequent flyer miles ready! I'll start looking at dresses :whistle

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[Timma]

i'd suggest this dress Kylie Minogue begins to curve out her career again in form-fitting dress | Mail Online

FB that's the one i'd love to see lol.

And my flyer miles are starting as we speak. :)

[FitnessBrat]

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Nice, I'll keep that one in mind. :thumup: