Shit my dad says..

[Bouncer]

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

[Scrumhalf]

LOL.... that made my day!!

[the art of war]

A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."

rofl - this dude is intense bro.

[liftsmore]

Hilarious

[dna9488]

lol... good stuff there

[Konitz]

"Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son." Sounds like a Tropic Thunder Quote.