Hitmansb Vs Sana:Intergender Match

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Well the battle between Hitman and Tinfish was a slaughterhouse,it seems all that Tinfish could think about is him losing a strip poker game at the local gay bar and that left Hitman to destroy the gamblin mod and now Tinfish will be doing his betting in bed with a full body cast :D

But Sana seeing this won't stand for Hitman's train wreck after train wreck of opponents and wants to challenge Hitman one on one with the Enrie one :rofl:

So here we have Hitmansb :D

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
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And now Sana :rofl:

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[hitmansb]

I want her THOROUGHLY checked before the match...no foreign objects allowed!!! I'll be damned if I'm gonna risk getting surprised with the "Bouncer special"!!!

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by hitmansb
I want her THOROUGHLY checked before the match...no foreign objects allowed!!! I'll be damned if I'm gonna risk getting surprised with the "Bouncer special"!!!

i dont know brother the rules say run what you brung. so if she is packin you might get skewered. that is a formidable weapon

[sana]

there is not even a chance for an debate on who would win this. i win.

[hitmansb]

Whatever panda-girl...as much as it disgusts me to know where that strap-on unit has been, I have no reservations about wresting it away from you and clubbing you on the back of the head with it....blackjack style.

[Gongshow]

lol

[hitmansb]

Originally posted by Keiser
hitmansb is in trouble...

Trouble, shmouble....

After a weekend away with Bouncer, how much fight do you think she has left in her?

[sana]

Originally posted by hitmansb
Trouble, shmouble....

After a weekend away with Bouncer, how much fight do you think she has left in her?

you're dead ernie boy. just bend over and let mommy stick it in your :moon: you know you want it.

[hitmansb]

**Ernie, feeling the pressure of his upcoming match with sana, has been training harder than usual. Feeling the need to get an extra edge, Big Orange has ventured to a particular corner of Sesame Street to do business with a shady character in a trenchcoat.**

Shady: Psssst. Buddy...you wanna by an 'L' ?
Ernie: AN L???
Shady: SHHHHHH!
Ernie: Um, actually, I wasn't looking for any hot letters.
Shady: Well then, kid, whaddya want? I ain't got time to chat.
Ernie: I need some H.
Shady: You mean an 'H' ?
Ernie: No, some H...as in HALOTESTIN.
Shady: SHHHHHH! Okay, but keep it down. The pigs is all over!

**Ernie hands Shady the money, and discreetly pockets a bottle of Halo tabs. Shady goes back to hawking his hot letters, and Ernie heads back to the Sesame Street Gym to train harder than ever.

[sana]

unbeknownst to Ernie, the bottle of halo tabs he believes he purchased was actually a newly developed oral lubricant. once injested, the tabs have an ability to promote the excretion of lubricant for anal sex. this lubricant however, does not include any numbing properties which would help alleviate the pain from penetration.

Ernie keeps taking these tabs religiously everyday... unknowingly getting more and more ready to invite sana and her 20" steel studded strap on.

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by sana
unbeknownst to Ernie, the bottle of halo tabs he believes he purchased was actually a newly developed oral lubricant. once injested, the tabs have an ability to promote the excretion of lubricant for anal sex. this lubricant however, does not include any numbing properties which would help alleviate the pain from penetration.

Ernie keeps taking these tabs religiously everyday... unknowingly getting more and more ready to invite sana and her 20" steel studded strap on.

OH MY GOD! thats funny your in deep shit hit. or actually sana will be when this goes down. 20" run up in ya ouch thats gonna sting.

[Luftdude]

Oh man, is this gonna be a match

[hitmansb]

Big Orange has a few tricks up his sleeve...and Sana just might find something up hers...if you know what I mean.

[Tinfish]

Sana -350
Hitman +400

Over/Under on the size of strap on that sana scrambles hitmans intestines with:

12 inches