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newbiechris in the marines. 1:15 mark. YouTube - Full Metal Jacket Obstacle CourseOriginally posted by dna9488 View Postlol....
It honestly looked like he was not making an effort to get out. Took two people to push him and than two people to lift him out :rofl:
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HOLY SHIT :rofl: :rofl:
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
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"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. "
"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "
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