The Results From The Hitmansb Vs Sana Matchup

[IntensityX]

Well folks this was indeed a slobberknocker,Sana put up a pretty good fight,using every cheat tactic she can,it looked like the end for Hitman when Sana racked his eyes with her 9" fingernails and was about to stick that infamous 20" strap-on up his ass then all of the sudden Hitman's best friend Bert(pictured below) who has been Hitman's friend and training partner for years came in and saved the day,Bert put on the infamous Bert Sleepytime Sleeper on Sana allowing Hitman to cover her for the 1-2-3 :D

Stay tune tommorrow when yet another opponent challenges Hitman for the SMF championship :D

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[YellowJacket]

Whats it like to be a virgin? :)

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by YellowJacket
Whats it like to be a virgin? :)

You tell me :rofl:

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[JUICE]

lol

[YellowJacket]

Originally posted by IntensityX
You tell me :rofl:

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

I cant remember that far back..... :D

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by YellowJacket
I cant remember that far back..... :D

Well neither can I :D

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[YellowJacket]

Originally posted by IntensityX
Well neither can I :D

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

Because it hasnt happened yet.... :ghey: :D

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by YellowJacket
Because it hasnt happened yet.... :ghey: :D

I already know that it hasn't happened to you :rofl:

And stop hijacking my thread glutamine lover :D

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[JUICE]

Originally posted by IntensityX


And stop hijacking my thread glutamine lover :D

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

hahahahahaha,u guys are too much:rofl:

[hitmansb]

**At the post-match press conference, Sesame Street News reporter Kermit the Frog interviews Ernie and Bert.**

Kermit: Hi, ho! Kermit the Frog here with the victorious Ernie.
Tell me, Ernie...what happened out there tonight? Bert
wasn't part of the equasion in the beginning.

Ernie: I kicked panda-girl's ass pretty good, up until she cheated.
Eye-gouging isn't fair...so my buddy Bert got involved.

Bert: (laughs) NA-A-A-A Sana got choked the fuck out! I'd better
not see her face around Sesame Street, or I'll jam my entire
paper-clip collection up her ass! NA-A-A-A

Ernie: (laughs) He-he-he! Sana got her ass beat tonight, just like
those pathetic Cubs did! She was an icon at one time, but
after this loss...she'll be about as popular as the kid who
caught the ball at Wrigley tonight!

Kermit: Any idea on who your next opponent might be?

Ernie: I have no idea...I fight whoever the promoter lines up. It
really doesn't matter who they put in there against me;
Big Orange can't be beat. Don't bet against me, because
you'll lose every time!

Kermit: Speaking of betting, there are rumors that an offshore
bookmaker was decimated tonight by your victory, given
the high odds he placed on you. Tinfish, I think he was
called. I don't suppose you put any money on yourself.

Ernie: That's for me to know, and the Sesame Street Athletic
Commission to try and prove...and good luck proving it!
Enough with the questions, frog...we're outta here!

Kermit: This is Kermit the Frog, signing off after yet another win
by Ernie...aka Big Orange.

[Luftdude]

Oh man, was that a great fight

[sana]

i think hitman is winning b/c he's doing intensity x :bj: favors.

[Gongshow]

hahaha this thread is great.

[hitmansb]

Originally posted by sana
i think hitman is winning b/c he's doing intensity x :bj: favors.

Sore loser! I win because I am a superior strategist; from the pre-fight psychology to the execution on fight night, I am every bit your superior sana. I don't pretend to know how Intensity X's mind works, but I'll wager a guess that he wasn't all that impressed with your opening comment:

"there is not even a chance for an debate on who would win this. i win."

Sana, you lost because of your slow start. Sure, the lubricating Halotestin was a witty piece of work, but it wasn't enought to overcome the stench of losing that surrounds you, being a fan of Chicago sports teams.
:rofl:

[jipped genes]

rematch in a cage no refs no interference from the winners gay lover. two people enter one leaves.