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  • kind of a funny story -- almost funny

    well i did the eastern usa yesterday -- my day started at 430 - didnt end till 2 am when i got back from stuffing my face -

    so we head back to the hotel -- mind you i have not been able to use the bathroom in 3 days soo as soon as i took some shit food in well shit wanted to come out -

    i run inside and hit the bathromm in the lobby of the hilton -- there is a bar on the left as you come in - i pay no attention as i go by and hit the bathroom -- i get settled in and someone comes in to use the urinal -- i thought it was one of the people i was with so i yelled out couldnt make it up to the room either - so i hear a vioce say is that you and said my name i said ya -- here comes the not so funny part -

    well seems this guy was arguing with his friend who has the same name as mine -- the stall to the toilet has a fancy wooden louver front door on it so i see the person approach -- hear him say i dont appreciate what you said to my wife and started pissing through the louver door hitting my feet :fight: - i am on fucking fire now -- told him you got the wrong guy your a dead man -- tells me come on out i am already on my way out he heads back out into the lobby where the guy he is arguing with , his wife and that guys wife are standing .. my wife knows when things are about to break loose when it comes to me she ,my training partner and his brother are at front desk . my wife sees me and knew things were going south fast -- so i went to clean the floor with this guy , his fucking friend and whoever else want to fucking play at that point my partner runs over yells cameras and my wife looks at me and says your too close [[ for some that know my story you will know what she means ]] -- mean time [[ here comes the funny part ]] the guys wife runs over and grabs my hand and asks me please not to hit her husband he is drunk and doesnt know what he is doing blah blah blah , while she is doing this she is rubbing my hand on her tits no bullshit !!! she is drunk not bad looking lol my wife starts laughing -- its like a scene out of jerry springer -- by now security is there , management is there , the bartender who just kicked them out of the bar was there -- so in the end though hard i pulled back :fight: - had my wife my training partner and his brother not been there i would have hurt that guy and hurt my family in the end !!

    being locked down by legal issues in life can be a hinderance at times -- i have beat people down for less and there has been a few times this past year and half i had to hold my self together

    hell of a ending to a long day yesterday lol

  • #2
    bwahahahahah, that is the best story i heard in a long time!!

    good for you for not hitting him. cant imagine what i would do. you had to be in disbelief.

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    • #3
      He peed on you on accident? Who pees on someone?

      You ever try "Serenity now" to calm urself down? :D

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      • #4
        Originally posted by NewbieChris View Post
        He peed on you on accident? Who pees on someone?

        You ever try "Serenity now" to calm urself down? :D
        you have a hard time with reading dont you. he peed on him on purpose.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
          you have a hard time with reading dont you. he peed on him on purpose.
          I should rephrase that. I mean, like, peeing on someone? Who does that?

          And it was an accident! He thought it was his buddy, not some beast.

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          • #6
            I'll just say this, I wish I looked like you BS.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by NewbieChris View Post
              I should rephrase that. I mean, like, peeing on someone? Who does that?

              And it was an accident! He thought it was his buddy, not some beast.
              A drunken idiot :drunk:

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              • #8
                Nice story. HAHAHA... so some dude pissed on you while you were shitting. Than got to touch another woman's tits while your wife is watching you and not saying anything? THAT'S AWESOME SHIT

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by FitnessBrat View Post
                  A drunken idiot :drunk:
                  Thats why I don't drink...that and I wanna be a beast. :retard:

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                  • #10
                    Scott, I am left with one lingering question...this food that HAD to get out. Did you finish before you got peed on...because the shit would be far more important to me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by NewbieChris View Post
                      the shit would be far more important to me.
                      Freud would have a field day with you.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post
                        Freud would have a field day with you.
                        Sigmund Freud is my bitch. I have him on a leash sucking my dick :D


                        :retard::retard:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dna9488 View Post
                          Sigmund Freud is my bitch. I have him on a leash sucking my dick :D

                          :retard::retard:
                          and you're on my leash. doing other things. :hibb:

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post
                            Freud would have a field day with you.
                            I guess its a good thing I think he's a douche.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dbjmofo View Post
                              and you're on my leash. doing other things. :hibb:
                              OH YA!!! :hibb:

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