Workout and dance with the bouncer!

[Bouncer]

YouTube - Aqua Teen Hunger Force - i like your booty remix

[Bouncer]

Win a trip to vacation with the bouncer and friends.

YouTube - Guidos in Cabo

[Bouncer]

Come to the Jersey Shore with the bouncer!

YouTube - Jersey Guido Music Video

[Bouncer]

YouTube - We Don't Pump Our Gas We Pump Our Fists

[mofo]

bouncer, no one cares.

[Bouncer]

bouncer, no one cares.

is that why you guys take pictures of 370z's when you out in public and think of me? fuck outta here, everyone secretly wants to be italian and you cover it up by saying "guidos are gay". nothing but jealousy.

[Bouncer]

YouTube - Pump Fists Not Gas

fuck all you haters.

[Bouncer]

YouTube - Part 1: Jersey Girls Pumping Gas.

[mofo]

is that why you guys take pictures of 370z's when you out in public and think of me? fuck outta here, everyone secretly wants to be italian and you cover it up by saying "guidos are gay". nothing but jealousy.

that was dna who did that. i have the picture because he asked me to take the picture. and yes, everyone wants to be an orange person of inferior intelligence.

some guidos are good looking, i won't lie, but it's the stereotyped image that people have in their head that we make fun of.

[Bouncer]

and yes, everyone wants to be an orange person of inferior intelligence.

some guidos are good looking, i won't lie

the orange people are not real jersey guidos. they are wanna bees that cant tan so they put on the orange shit.

and your god damn right with the second part. :weights:

[mofo]

the orange people are not real jersey guidos. they are wanna bees that cant tan so they put on the orange shit.

and your god damn right with the second part. :weights:

hahaha. you're the good-looking-guido-god. :P

but that's a little hard for me just to hand out. maybe you should post some nude body shots? :hibb:

[Bouncer]

maybe you should post some nude body shots?

bikini ok?

[decadecadeca]

Small chain for the summer?

[mofo]

i hope you took it off so you didn't get a horrible tan line. you could always spray tan it even though. so either way, you win!

[FitnessBrat]

Your avatar is looking pretty hot :whistle