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A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get the fuck out.
She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get the fuck out.
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