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  • If you hate being an adult as much as I do...

    http://www.etni.og.il/farside/resignation.htm

    I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again.

    * I want to go to McDonald's and think that it is a four star restaurant.
    * I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks.
    * I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
    * I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.
    * I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
    * I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake.
    * I want to think the world is fair.
    * I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all I knew about were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When I didn't know what I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried.
    * I want to think that a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill because it is prettier and weighs more.
    * I want to think that everyone is honest and good.
    * I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things in life again.
    * I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow, and that my dad and G-d are the strongest people in the world.

    So......here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit cards and the bills, my 401K statements, my stocks and bonds, my collections, my insurance premiums, my job, my house and the payments, my e-mail address, pager, cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to catch me
    cause........

    tag! You're it!

  • #2
    i was agreeing with you until you said, "here is my money and car keys". get the fuck outta here.

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    • #3
      I wish that was true man. But I wouldn't want to give up the experiences from adulthood, and the fun I have

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      • #4
        Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
        i was agreeing with you until you said, "here is my money and car keys". get the fuck outta here.
        :rofl:

        Once the car keys had to be given up, I was like FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
          i was agreeing with you until you said, "here is my money and car keys". get the fuck outta here.
          I'll give you a gokart then. I had one of those as a kid. The point is ur a kid still.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by NewbieChris View Post
            I'll give you a gokart then. I had one of those as a kid. The point is ur a kid still.
            lucky bastard. I never had one. My parents were like NO. YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF!

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            • #7
              i had a go kart but it never worked because i would drive it over bumpy hills etc.. and it woudl brake. then i got a 4 wheeler.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                i had a go kart but it never worked because i would drive it over bumpy hills etc.. and it woudl brake. then i got a 4 wheeler.
                WTF kinda bumps are there in section 8 housing? :whistle

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                • #9
                  Fuckin failures at life wanting to be kids again.

                  Be a man dammit.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by NewbieChris View Post
                    WTF kinda bumps are there in section 8 housing? :whistle
                    1. i never lived in any section 8 housing.

                    2. moved from philly to south jersey when 8 or so when my mom met my stepdad and the house we lived in backed up into a woods.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                      1. i never lived in any section 8 housing.

                      2. moved from philly to south jersey when 8 or so when my mom met my stepdad and the house we lived in backed up into a woods.
                      just giving you shit man.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by NewbieChris View Post
                        just giving you shit man.
                        fuck you Cayman S hater.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                          fuck you Cayman S hater.
                          Oh, let it go Susan.

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                          • #14
                            You would be giving up sex too... Oh wait :whistle

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Shibby View Post
                              You would be giving up sex too... Oh wait :whistle
                              :rofl:

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