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SEX QUIZ
1. What doesn't belong in this list?
a. Meat
b. Eggs
c. Wife
d. Blowjob
Answer : blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.
3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
4. What do a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"
7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.
9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
1. What doesn't belong in this list?
a. Meat
b. Eggs
c. Wife
d. Blowjob
Answer : blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.
3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
4. What do a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"
7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.
9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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