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    I just took a big shit and clogged the toilet. Toilet over flowed with shit and piss water and went all over the floor. This is just dandy!!

  • #2
    Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
    I just took a big shit and clogged the toilet. Toilet over flowed with shit and piss water and went all over the floor. This is just dandy!!
    I always knew you were full of shit... but dang.:rofl::rofl:

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    • #3
      Gotta leave the water shutoff at quarter turn that way if anything goes bad you just gotta do a quick turn to stop the flow. Hope you gotta a wet/dry vacuum.

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      • #4
        luckily i was able to keep the shit water on the hard tile floor by blocking it off with a bunch of towels. so i just need to clean the floor with fantastic and i will be good.

        i am remembering which towels i used though. they will be sanas towels. :lmao:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
          luckily i was able to keep the shit water on the hard tile floor by blocking it off with a bunch of towels.
          Exxon Val Dez; Bathroom style right there.

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          • #6
            lol good job dumbass.

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            • #7
              Buy a better toilet...you need one with power-assist flush and a high flow tank on it. Fuck the eco-friendly bullshit low-flow toilets; they may be fine for pussy vegans who only shit liquid anyways, but those of us taking down tons of protein need a serious flush.

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              • #8
                It's ok, lots of fat people have this problem.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hitmansb View Post
                  Buy a better toilet...you need one with power-assist flush and a high flow tank on it. Fuck the eco-friendly bullshit low-flow toilets; they may be fine for pussy vegans who only shit liquid anyways, but those of us taking down tons of protein need a serious flush.
                  apartment bro. i will be sure to get a super flush 6000 when we buy our house!

                  i agree, those low flow toilets suck ass. they are for tiny turd people.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Konitz View Post
                    Exxon Val Dez; Bathroom style right there.
                    :rofl::rofl:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                      apartment bro. i will be sure to get a super flush 6000 when we buy our house!

                      i agree, those low flow toilets suck ass. they are for tiny turd people.
                      So are the people below you gonna have a big brown stain on their ceiling now?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Konitz View Post
                        So are the people below you gonna have a big brown stain on their ceiling now?
                        :rofl:

                        hopefully, its some dumb ass girl who always lock herself out. i walk by her and laugh. :rofl:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Konitz View Post
                          Gotta leave the water shutoff at quarter turn that way if anything goes bad you just gotta do a quick turn to stop the flow. Hope you gotta a wet/dry vacuum.
                          That is how I role. I have learned that you gotta do a pre-flush.

                          I like when I shit soooo much that the quantity almost stops it up, that is a frighting situation.

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                          • #14
                            ew. seriously guys are gross. women don't poop.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Turbo3000 View Post

                              I like when I shit soooo much that the quantity almost stops it up, that is a frighting situation.
                              that is what happened.

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