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  • mating rituals.

    which animal would you choose to be? i'd be the whiptail lizard. :hibb:

    9 Ridiculous Animal Mating Rituals and Where to Spot Them | NileGuide

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    I am an animal as it is. And the nine rituals there are feminine centered. So i'll stick to be an humanimal

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    • #3
      ^ damn straight bro ! :weights:

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      • #4
        "When the male hippo knows there are females around to impress, he defecates and urinates on himself (to put it politely) while swinging around his tail to make a kind of make-shift poop propeller."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by decadecadeca View Post
          "When the male hippo knows there are females around to impress, he defecates and urinates on himself (to put it politely) while swinging around his tail to make a kind of make-shift poop propeller."
          :rofl:

          i would be the hippo!! shit propeller for the win!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by decadecadeca View Post
            "When the male hippo knows there are females around to impress, he defecates and urinates on himself (to put it politely) while swinging around his tail to make a kind of make-shift poop propeller."
            :rofl::rofl::rofl:I remember going to the zoo and there was a caution sign saying do not stand at the rear of the hippo because you could get blasted with crap (my words).

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            • #7
              Originally posted by decadecadeca View Post
              "When the male hippo knows there are females around to impress, he defecates and urinates on himself (to put it politely) while swinging around his tail to make a kind of make-shift poop propeller."
              OMG :rofl::rofl:

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              • #8
                The bird of paradise has a crazy get-up, remember that one from planet earth.

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