Now this sex tape, if real, sounds...well

[alwaysgrowing]

SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES HAVE A SUPER-EXPLICIT SEX TAPE — REPORT CLAIMS | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip

CHEATING Jesse James filmed himself having sex with his superstar wife Sandra Bullock, according to a bombshell new report.

The alleged tape reportedly includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s bottom with a shotgun in his left hand.

[decadecadeca]

Just your average Saturday night right there.

[Konitz]

SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES HAVE A SUPER-EXPLICIT SEX TAPE — REPORT CLAIMS | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip

CHEATING Jesse James filmed himself having sex with his superstar wife Sandra Bullock, according to a bombshell new report.

The alleged tape reportedly includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s bottom with a shotgun in his left hand.

Guns, poop and nazi's; now that's a celebrity sex scandal.

[mofo]

Dirty Sanchez: Nazi Edition. With all new weaponry! See back for details.

[hitmansb]

I don't believe it.

[Konitz]

what's you best one-liner? DBJ bested mine; what you got?

[dna9488]

I want to see that video

[dna9488]

You'd just like to see some naked ass:rofl: Considering you get none lol.

you have no idea Rado. She's all muslimed out on me. She covers her face and all. I haven't even seen her hair yet :wack:

I beat off by looking her in the eyes :hibb:

[mofo]

[dna9488]

^^^Yup, that's what i have to get horny off of :(

[mofo]

Actually that's hotness right there:D

you totally sounded like dna in real life. :wack:

[mofo]

I have to look at her eyes and facial expressions while in the moment...If you don't have a pretty face/eyes(and nice body too)...I'm not tapping it:P

wtf? obviously her clothes would come off if she's having sex with you. i would like to meet someone who has had sex with a female (multiple times, same woman) and not see her body.

[dna9488]

Well no shit...But having clothes on is fucking sexy too...You just pull the pants down, rip a hole in the panties and slide that shit in:D

Don't mind having sex while clothed still. I think it add's a little kick

[mofo]

Don't mind having sex while clothed still. I think it add's a little kick

remember before my job interview? :hibb:

[dna9488]

remember before my job interview? :hibb:

No, come over and remind me again :hibb: