If Newbiechris was on the Jersey Shore

[Bouncer]

I'm so fuckin' awesome my cock has a six pack.

dont they call you the "bandit" :ghey:

[decadecadeca]

And I only take my hat off for one thing.


Trannies.

[Bouncer]

Jackie Gleason made that movie. Guy was fucken awesome. Burt Reynolds is a fucken fruit.

YouTube - SOM BITCH! The Buford T Justice Compilation

[decadecadeca]

"Lemme have a diablo sammich and a dr.pepper....and make it fast I'm in a gawddamn hurry."


I say that shit every time I go to a fast food place and they never fuckin get it.

[Bouncer]

"Lemme have a diablo sammich and a dr.pepper....and make it fast I'm in a gawddamn hurry."


I say that shit every time I go to a fast food place and they never fuckin get it.

:rofl:

"Jr. First thing I am gonna do when I get home is punch your momma right in the mouth!"

[Konitz]

You sandbagging son of a bitch old boy! I love those movies.

[mofo]

chris wouldn't be on the show. he's too gay.

[the art of war]

i got a "situation" in my pants, wanna check it out? :hibb:

I'll flick ya bean for ya, how your tatas look bitch ? :hibb::thumup: