Embarrasing gym moment today

[Mr I]

So i always go for a shit when I get in the gym, the guys are used to it, some sort of fight or flight type reaction I suppose,I get the urge to clear out. So off I go, walking past all the guys making small talk and into the chamber, get right to it and then boom! I'm finished but there's no toilet role. Now I have a dilema;

1) I could go to the womens toilet in the womens changing room
2) I could ask behind the counter for some shit role, but theres a bunch of guys all stood talking there that I passed on the way in.

So i go for the womens toilet but the changing rooms are locked and one of the instructors says there's a woman in there so you cant go in!

So i have to ask behind the counter for shit role, they say nothing but there's a knowing look in there eye! yup I have lightly a small piece of poop getting mashed between my squaters ass cheeks as I shimmy shamefully back to the toilet. then it hits home, the walk of shame with toilet role in hand, it was like slow motion and guys are saying 'nooooo waaaaay' 'eeawww' no way.

they knew what my usual form is and I'd been in there a while in the first place so they knew it had been serious business.

It wasn't pretty when I pulled pants down I tell ya, and it was legs today, every time I went passed 90 on the hack squat i could smell ass:thumup::retard:

[Bouncer]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[decadecadeca]

Hahaha....mud butt.

[CrankinSteiN]

touched some cloth eh bro?? Thats a pretty nasty but funny story! Better you then me.... hahaha

[mofo]

why didn't you check before you used the bathroom? maybe it's habit but that's the first thing i look to make sure is there when i need to use the loo.

[Bouncer]

why didn't you check before you used the bathroom? maybe it's habit but that's the first thing i look to make sure is there when i need to use the loo.

:agreed:

[Mr I]

:agreed:

Its always there, same place, I reach around.. but not today ha! I thought about telling my training partner but said nothing, and he had to spot me haha!

[Bouncer]

Its always there, same place, I reach around.. but not today ha! I thought about telling my training partner but said nothing, and he had to spot me haha!

you should have made the best of it.

should have ran out of the bathroom with pants down around ankles screaming "I POO POO... I POO POO" :rofl:

[bigscott]

you should have made the best of it.

should have ran out of the bathroom with pants down around ankles screaming "I POO POO... I POO POO" :rofl:

:rofl:

[ROCKETW19]

why didn't you check before you used the bathroom? maybe it's habit but that's the first thing i look to make sure is there when i need to use the loo.

yup I alway check. if there is none I look for the ass hats cuz in a pinch I will use thoes no problem,lol.

[decadecadeca]

I've cut my socks into strips and wiped with those more than once.

When you really gotta crap there is no time to check for shit tickets.

[Bouncer]

I've cut my socks into strips and wiped with those more than once.

When you really gotta crap there is no time to check for shit tickets.

i think i would have used my socks also. maybe even my boxer briefs honestly.

would have rather done that then walk out with shit all over my ass.

[dna9488]

:rofl: nice job Mr. I.

Yea I always check as well.

[Mr I]

I've cut my socks into strips and wiped with those more than once.

When you really gotta crap there is no time to check for shit tickets.

Strangley I didn't have scissors, I thought id make it to the womens ha!

[Bouncer]

Strangley I didn't have scissors, I thought id make it to the womens ha!

you could have just used each sock and underwear. lol. just left the socks and underwear on the floor and never return to the place. :rofl: