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1. But everyone looks funny naked.
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
5. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour.
6. Do you accept Visa?
7. On second thought....let's turn off the lights.
8. And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend.
9. Hope your as good looking when I'm sober.
10. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya?
11. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs.
12. I want a baby.
13. So much for the fullfillment of sexual fantasies!!!
14. Why am I doing all the work?
15. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth.
16. Did you know the ceiling needs painted?
17. I think you have it on backwards.
18. When is this supposed to feel good?
19. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
20. You're good enough to do this for a living.
21. Is that blood on the headboard?
22. Did I remember to take my pill?
23. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
24. That leak better be from the waterbed!
25. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries.
26. No, really ,I do this part better myself.
27. It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
28. You're almost as good as my ex.
:D
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
5. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour.
6. Do you accept Visa?
7. On second thought....let's turn off the lights.
8. And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend.
9. Hope your as good looking when I'm sober.
10. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya?
11. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs.
12. I want a baby.
13. So much for the fullfillment of sexual fantasies!!!
14. Why am I doing all the work?
15. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth.
16. Did you know the ceiling needs painted?
17. I think you have it on backwards.
18. When is this supposed to feel good?
19. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
20. You're good enough to do this for a living.
21. Is that blood on the headboard?
22. Did I remember to take my pill?
23. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
24. That leak better be from the waterbed!
25. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries.
26. No, really ,I do this part better myself.
27. It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
28. You're almost as good as my ex.
:D
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