at work today...

[mofo]

i was at work and i happened to overhear a guy trying to pick up this girl.

guy: hey girl, you is fine.
girl: mmhmm.
guy: you from around here?
girl: down the street.
guy: damn girl. you gotta man?
girl: why you wanna know?
guy: i was thinking you and me could get somethin somethin together
girl: really? why is that?
guy: girl. no need to worry. i got insurance, i got a car. i even got that independence card (aka food stamps)
girl: what's your number, i'll holla at you later tonight.

i just started :rofl: when he said "i got insurance". standards change drastically when you cross county lines.

[the art of war]

soooooooo.. shouldn't bring up food stamps if im trying to get laid ???? :dunno:

[mofo]

soooooooo.. shouldn't bring up food stamps if im trying to get laid ???? :dunno:

if you have to bring up having them to get laid, expect to get herpes and a kid out of sexytime.

[Bouncer]

i was at work and i happened to overhear a guy trying to pick up this girl.

guy: hey girl, you is fine.
girl: mmhmm.
guy: you from around here?
girl: down the street.
guy: damn girl. you gotta man?
girl: why you wanna know?
guy: i was thinking you and me could get somethin somethin together
girl: really? why is that?
guy: girl. no need to worry. i got insurance, i got a car. i even got that independence card (aka food stamps)
girl: what's your number, i'll holla at you later tonight.

i just started :rofl: when he said "i got insurance". standards change drastically when you cross county lines.

i am going to take a wild guess and say they were black. :retard:

[the art of war]

i am going to take a wild guess and say they were black. :retard:

:thumup: :clapback:

[decadecadeca]

Did you call him yet?

[mofo]

i am going to take a wild guess and say they were black. :retard:

10 points to penis boy!

[dna9488]

lol...

[the art of war]

Did you call him yet?

LMAO , owned .

[mofo]

Did you call him yet?

only if he has an HMO. i plan on meeting up with him at the welfare office tomorrow at noon.

[redback]

i am going to take a wild guess and say they were black. :retard:

You racist bastard

[wnabeabeast]

soooooooo.. shouldn't bring up food stamps if im trying to get laid ???? :dunno:

Are you kidding? Food stamps sealed the deal for him, so yes if you have them bring it up. :thumup: