I raced a ferrari testarossa today and won!!!

[Bouncer]

Some old fuck in a 1980's Ferrari Testarossa thought he was a bad ass and flew by me on the highway while i was just minding my own buisness. I hit the gas went side by side with him and then floored it. He did the same and his ferrari engine started screaming but he didnt really go anywhere, ate the old fucker for dinner.

Not sure if its just the age of the car or what but i pulled away from him like he was standing still. If i had to guess i would say it was a mid 80's Testarossa. So whats the deal, I thought testarossa's where fast??

[edvedr]

what do you drive?

[Bouncer]

Car looked exactly like this. The model in the pic is 1987.

[Bouncer]

what do you drive?

370z

4:17 mark YouTube - BMW Z4 , Nissan 370z Review by Top Gear

:D

[wnabeabeast]

Automatic vs manual. I bet you he didn't down shift to the right gear on time so when he stepped on the gas his bogged down and yours took off

[Bouncer]

Automatic vs manual. I bet you he didn't down shift to the right gear on time so when he stepped on the gas his bogged down and yours took off

maybe. you should have heard the engine on that fucken car, i couldnt hear myself think. once i heard that i fully expected him to blow me away but he just didnt move at all. lmao

[dna9488]

Not surprised. Its an automatic Z, the guy probably missed a gear or didn't down shift at all.

It honestly should have kept up with you side to side if not slightly ahead or behind.

[Bouncer]

pretty sure i had something to do with the win. you know.. the skills.

[dna9488]

pretty sure i had something to do with the win. you know.. the skills.

Right, the skills of stomping the accelerator to the ground :D

Is this what happened Bouncer? YouTube - GTI vs Lambo


:rofl:

[wnabeabeast]

Right, the skills of stomping the accelerator to the ground :D

Is this what happened Bouncer? YouTube - GTI vs Lambo


:rofl:

Naah it was something more like this...Mustang is in the left lane. Even though enzo won it couldn't pull away from mustang.:thumup:

YouTube - FERRARI ENZO Vs. CAMARO AND MUSTANG!

[Bouncer]

Right, the skills of stomping the accelerator to the ground :D

Is this what happened Bouncer? YouTube - GTI vs Lambo


:rofl:

i have paddle shifters and i was using them!! like f1 driver!! :pissed: :thumup:


as for the video, that's literally how bad i beat the ferrari. we were both going about 70 when we both stepped on it, got up to around 115-120 before i hit the breaks. the fucker was like a half mile behind.

but trust me, he stepped on it, that fucken engine, i could hear it way behind me on top of the sound of the 370 engine which is pretty loud.

[Bouncer]

Naah it was something more like this...Mustang is in the left lane. Even though enzo won it couldn't pull away from mustang.:thumup:

YouTube - FERRARI ENZO Vs. CAMARO AND MUSTANG!

your fucken dumb.

that enzo would disapear if given the chance without all the traffic.

[wnabeabeast]

your fucken dumb.

that enzo would disapear if given the chance without all the traffic.

And you are fucking stupid. Watch the video from 35 second mark to 51 second and you'll see there is nobody in front of the enzo and the mustang is on the left of it and camera is in the camaro.

And your dumb ass didn't get it. That was the perfect example of a driver with zero skills in the one of best cars in the world against a driver who knows what he is doing in a piece of shit mustang chasing him down.

Man you are fucking stupid sometimes, I had to explain everything.:slap:

[dna9488]

i have paddle shifters and i was using them!! like f1 driver!! :pissed: :thumup:


as for the video, that's literally how bad i beat the ferrari. we were both going about 70 when we both stepped on it, got up to around 115-120 before i hit the breaks. the fucker was like a half mile behind.

but trust me, he stepped on it, that fucken engine, i could hear it way behind me on top of the sound of the 370 engine which is pretty loud.

lol... good stuff man.

[Bouncer]

And you are fucking stupid. Watch the video from 35 second mark to 51 second and you'll see there is nobody in front of the enzo and the mustang is on the left of it and camera is in the camaro.

And your dumb ass didn't get it. That was the perfect example of a driver with zero skills in the one of best cars in the world against a driver who knows what he is doing in a piece of shit mustang chasing him down.

Man you are fucking stupid sometimes, I had to explain everything.:slap:

that enzo destroys that mustang in every single way.

end of story.

and dont talk to me about cars.

you drive around on a god damn scooter like in the movie dumb and dumber. gtfo!