LOL @ the bible

[Bouncer]

[3v1lj03]

Look it up that is not even what it says. That is a very bad paraphrase.

[Bouncer]

Look it up that is not even what it says. That is a very bad paraphrase.

look it up how? i dont have a bible. i used the last few pages up awhile back when i ran out of toilet paper. :(

[dna9488]

The Quran says the same thing. However the wife must be stoned. They still do this shit too :pissed:

[Shibby]

It's true that you can't cure stupid :D

[decadecadeca]

If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

14And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

15Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:

16And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;

17And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.

18And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;

19And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.

20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:

21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

[mofo]

[the art of war]

regardless the new testament would make that verse relatively irrelevant except for studying the verses.

[Shibby]

So when is the Modern testament coming out to disregard the New testament as crap as the New testament did to the Old testament?


Oh yea, that's called intelligence :D

[Bouncer]

The newest testament is called science and using your fucken mind.

[the art of war]

im just sayin lol, think i buy that bs ? Please , i wish i knew whats what - but i aint taking a bunch of peoples books as the know it all. Just pointing out a point

[Shibby]

but i aint taking a bunch of peoples books as the know it all. Just pointing out a point

It's called being an apologist

[Gods Son]

Sorry to say you guys arent all that bright.The bible is real.Jesus put a stop to stoning.Explain this the bible says He sat on the circle of the world.Proclaiming the world was round about 1500 yrs before science knew.

[Gods Son]

Not getting into all this but the bible told us many things thousands of years ago science is just know with childish intellegance proving was correct to begin with

[Bouncer]

Sorry to say you guys arent all that bright.The bible is real.Jesus put a stop to stoning.Explain this the bible says He sat on the circle of the world.Proclaiming the world was round about 1500 yrs before science knew.

where in the bible does it say the earth is round.

tell me exactly where and word for word.